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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 13

    School Of The Arts Aims To Transform Boys And Girls Into Insufferable Young Men And Women https://trib.al/lDKEeNt pic.twitter.com/IZOjC7QTjm

    5:15 AM - 13 Jul 2018
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      1. Tox‏ @ToxOfOz Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Stop with the factual reporting already, you're meant to be satire.

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      1. Catherine Jones‏ @HiFalutinWays Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They will travel to Paris where they will master bossing the garçons around. They will pontificate that they spurned the Prado for the Reina Sofia whilst in Madrid on their European jaunts. Their irritating overconfidence suitably developed.

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      1. Chad O'Dell Roberts‏ @TheArtofChad Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When @theOnion accidentally releases a real news story they intended to be parody, but instead hits the freaking nail square on the head....

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      2. Will (he/him/his) 🏳️‍🌈 #LGBTQIA‏ @WillPolitico Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        IT students too!

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      2. casey (•ө•)‏ @just_in__case_y Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @PaeperOrPlastic

        St Joost just confirmed this

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      3. phæntøm‏ @PaeperOrPlastic Jul 13
        Replying to @just_in__case_y @TheOnion

        ik voel me beledigd, gecomplimenteerd en alsof ik precies ben wie ik hoor te zijn hierdoor. dankje

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      4. casey (•ө•)‏ @just_in__case_y Jul 13
        Replying to @PaeperOrPlastic @TheOnion

        graag gedaan, ik voel je pijn. over een jaar tekent iedere illustratiestudent alleen nog maar poppetjes 🌝

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. phæntøm‏ @PaeperOrPlastic Jul 13
        Replying to @just_in__case_y @TheOnion

        Welp, tijd om illustratie in de fik te steken en...oh...nvn

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Mike  ☕️ Lyddon‏ @ReelProgress Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You forgot the other 2000 genders;)

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      1. Southern Barbarian‏ @themaddiary Jul 13
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        how dare you assume their gender!!

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      1. Brian J Sutton‏ @brijonsutton Jul 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Haha pretty much..

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      1. socialized health care‏ @DetroitQSpider Jul 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        let's be real: it's just nurturing the insufferability that was there all along

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      1. Space Neko‏ @KingofDabbing1 Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Will they join the military, then get into politics, get jailed, write a book, then become the leader of a country?

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      1. Django Lebeau‏ @DjangoLebeau Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oddly familiar.... That face looks like Conner from Primeval...🤨🧐

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      1. Cody Cromarty‏ @chitoryu15 Jul 13
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        @megidolaon_

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      1. JaniceMGreen‏ @JanicemarieGre2 Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nice

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      1. Vermbraunt‏ @vermbraunt Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When parody and reality collide

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