Stop with the factual reporting already, you're meant to be satire.
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They will travel to Paris where they will master bossing the garçons around. They will pontificate that they spurned the Prado for the Reina Sofia whilst in Madrid on their European jaunts. Their irritating overconfidence suitably developed.
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@theOnion accidentally releases a real news story they intended to be parody, but instead hits the freaking nail square on the head....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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IT students too!
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St Joost just confirmed this
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ik voel me beledigd, gecomplimenteerd en alsof ik precies ben wie ik hoor te zijn hierdoor. dankje
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graag gedaan, ik voel je pijn. over een jaar tekent iedere illustratiestudent alleen nog maar poppetjes

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Welp, tijd om illustratie in de fik te steken en...oh...nvn
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You forgot the other 2000 genders;)
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how dare you assume their gender!!
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Haha pretty much..
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let's be real: it's just nurturing the insufferability that was there all along
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Will they join the military, then get into politics, get jailed, write a book, then become the leader of a country?
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Oddly familiar.... That face looks like Conner from Primeval...

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When parody and reality collide
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