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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 12

    Peter Strzok Summoned Before Congress Again For Texts Calling Trey Gowdy ‘A Pissy Little Shithead’ https://trib.al/MXMd9Rs pic.twitter.com/MjnSPYsbnM

    12:36 PM - 12 Jul 2018
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      1. Clen‏ @hopendreams Jul 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sounds about right. Just saying

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      2. VotingIsMySuperpower‏ @ImAllLike Jul 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This entire Strzok saga could be summed up by this #GoodPlace gif, and that could be that… But the GOP. But her emails. 1/pic.twitter.com/t71KXjVtnB

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. VotingIsMySuperpower‏ @ImAllLike Jul 12
        Replying to @ImAllLike @TheOnion

        2/2 So instead, it’s summed up by this #GoodPlace gif…pic.twitter.com/mAYV6qV7wl

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. Mike Ellis‏ @TheOnlyMike_E Jul 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TGowdySC Same dude that gave $150k of taxpayer money to settle a claim with a fired staffer? Same guy from the disastrous Benghazi hearings?? That monolithic hypocrite?

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Angry Mob Octopus  🐙‏ @hipriestesskang Jul 12
        Replying to @TheOnlyMike_E @TheOnion @TGowdySC

        I do believe it's the same @TGowdySC who decided not to seek reelection in 2018 now that the special counsel investigation is producing results. The same guy who would have to impeach his Dear Leader should the investigation find cause.

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      2. pachydermparty‏ @pachydermparty Jul 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Y’all mad Gowdy strung him up by the balls huh? 😂😂😂😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. j'challa, but going ✈️the polls AND VOTING NOV 6th‏ @king_jeremy_b Jul 12
        Replying to @pachydermparty @TheOnion

        Bro Gowdy was given many seats lolpic.twitter.com/UpfXDiCjtX

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. pachydermparty‏ @pachydermparty Jul 12
        Replying to @king_jeremy_b @TheOnion

        Gowdy destroyed your boi, get over it.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. j'challa, but going ✈️the polls AND VOTING NOV 6th‏ @king_jeremy_b Jul 12
        Replying to @pachydermparty @TheOnion

        Who’s boi? Lol I love seeing people grasp for straws. Enjoy the sinking ship

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. pachydermparty‏ @pachydermparty Jul 12
        Replying to @king_jeremy_b @TheOnion

        You’re looking for a bogeyman, who doesn’t exist.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Citizen [Redacted]*‏ @TheDeepOffice Jul 12
        Replying to @pachydermparty @king_jeremy_b @TheOnion

        Gowdy has no legal case to cite so must rely on bolstering it into a political scandel that an FBI agent hated politicians. He was cleared of illegality by IG, this hearing is theater.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      8. j'challa, but going ✈️the polls AND VOTING NOV 6th‏ @king_jeremy_b Jul 12
        Replying to @TheDeepOffice @pachydermparty @TheOnion

        The whole thing was an excellent show. And the trump supporters continue to fall for it. GOP sling mud and constantly try to invalidate the investigation and have to resort to personal attacks (Gomhert asking about infidelity) in order to smear. Bravo to the @GOP

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      9. pachydermparty‏ @pachydermparty Jul 12
        Replying to @king_jeremy_b @TheDeepOffice and

        Don’t be so soft, toughen up.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. ResistTheGOP!  💙  🌊‏ @gethimouttahere Jul 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/IDXo7eEzuv

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      2. Jenn Marshall‏ @JFuzzy Jul 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We'd all get hauled in front of Congress if that was the case

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Trump General‏ @Trump_GeneraI Jul 12
        Replying to @JFuzzy @TheOnion

        The difference is that this is satire, you're just deranged

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Jenn Marshall‏ @JFuzzy Jul 12
        Replying to @Trump_GeneraI @TheOnion

        Not well versed on sarcasm, are you?pic.twitter.com/GkpNbnA9GX

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      2. Max Skillman‏ @max_skillman Jul 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Gowdy & Jordan are and that is why one of them is leaving Congress so all of his corruption won’t be found out. Why are we fighting against ourselves. This is just what Putin wants and the gop is feeding into it. Get a real job Jordan you liar

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      2. #McResistance™‏ @GrandpaDanK Jul 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/pF754oLXRi

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      3. Morgana‏ @SawatariMichiru Jul 12
        Replying to @GrandpaDanK @TheOnion

        Put the bat down, Wendy.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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