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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 12

    PETA Admits It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Armadillospic.twitter.com/1X3tvTQHol

    9:33 AM - 12 Jul 2018
    • 4,205 Retweets
    • 13,961 Likes
    • Daniel Saenz (دانيل سانز) Go Vote Nov 6th Khadijeh Jake Decamp Hooper Alex Cimino JAMOCHA SHAKE Brendan Lee Citador
    197 replies 4,205 retweets 13,961 likes
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      2. PETA  ❤️ 🦊‏Verified account @peta Jul 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They may look a little prehistoric, but we still give a fuck! 😉 Here’s a little guy we rescued from #HurricaneHarvey ❤pic.twitter.com/hb7imumCTe

        10 replies 25 retweets 218 likes
      3. GrimTails4‏ @Tails4Grim Jul 12
        Replying to @peta @TheOnion

        But you put it in a cage...🤔

        5 replies 0 retweets 28 likes
      4. GrimTails4‏ @Tails4Grim Jul 12
        Replying to @Tails4Grim @peta @TheOnion

        I stand with TheOnion here you but it in a cage which is holding it captive against its will...🤭🤐

        0 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. keith‏ @keithalamb Jul 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/yM9UMP4YEq

        1 reply 2 retweets 104 likes
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      2. Nikki Glaser‏Verified account @NikkiGlaser Jul 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They’re not going to like this

        5 replies 1 retweet 101 likes
      3. Brandon Radke‏ @lettuceinngames Jul 12
        Replying to @NikkiGlaser @TheOnion

        PETA doesn’t like anything.

        1 reply 0 retweets 28 likes
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      1. Caprich15‏ @caprich15 Jul 12
        Replying to @TheOnion @KrispyKrabby

        Armadillo lives matter

        0 replies 2 retweets 49 likes
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      1. Space Zombie‏ @SpaceDand Jul 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Roll on boys - they aint worth it.pic.twitter.com/reSv2I6CKn

        0 replies 1 retweet 64 likes
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      2. Ahmed‏ @MFDef8 Jul 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/tGLEzdROyE

        1 reply 5 retweets 111 likes
      3. PrettyScaryMonsters‏ @severalmonsters Jul 12
        Replying to @MFDef8 @TheOnion

        He didn't hear (or see) anything. They're pretty much blind AND deaf & I think that's why they're so bumbly. And cute. They're always walking right into stuff.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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      5. PrettyScaryMonsters‏ @severalmonsters Jul 12
        Replying to @Get_really_real @MFDef8 @TheOnion

        Look I'm just saying you better apologize with delicious fruits & not words or sounds. BECAUSE OF SCIENCE YA JACKHAMMER!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. robo-thing‏ @Get_really_real Jul 12
        Replying to @severalmonsters @MFDef8 @TheOnion

        yeah but if you use words that means you really mean it.....dummy

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      7. PrettyScaryMonsters‏ @severalmonsters Jul 12
        Replying to @Get_really_real @MFDef8 @TheOnion

        FINE! Use words like some kinda word-user —but if you don't bring him apology-style fruits then yr a liar & a traitor & everyone'll know—& guess what? THEY'LL FORM A MOB! Also, yr pants'll catch fire & yr nose'll get hecka long & the mob'll go buckwild & toss you into a river!pic.twitter.com/j8Ly8B6NMV

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. robo-thing‏ @Get_really_real Jul 12
        Replying to @severalmonsters @MFDef8 @TheOnion

        ok cool

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. drop astroworld  🗿‏ @OfficialKingKip Jul 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this one is quality

        0 replies 0 retweets 39 likes
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      2. scary larry  💀 🎺‏ @TalentLacking Jul 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm with PETA on this, an armadillo killed my father years ago merely because he was an unarmed minority

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. Ty Vulpine‏ @TyVulpintaur Jul 12
        Replying to @TalentLacking @TheOnion

        A moose once bit my sister

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Graham Cracker‏ @HeddaGd Jul 12
        Replying to @TyVulpintaur @TalentLacking @TheOnion

        I heard that your sister had it coming!

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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