"I should point out that I will not have my finest crystal champagne flutes on hand as I am concerned that they may be crushed by an unexpected fit of passion or stolen by raccoons with exquisite taste."
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Everyone know who dey talkin’ bout
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Love is priceless.
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THE ONION!!!!!!!!
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LMAO... Smoove where you been bro?
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“along with cheese and chorizo from that meat market where the employees have either long beards, arm tattoos, or both” oh shit son, Smoove been
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Smoove!!!! Where has he been???!!!
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Fine literature onion, just fine
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Whatever. Just admit it made you moist.
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Is smoove b back oh my god
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1300 words on Twitter is a big ask
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Smoov is the best
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The line about raccoons is
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My King.
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