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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 12

    Report: U.S. Consumers Spend $900 Billion Each Year After Saying ‘Gimme One Of Those, Too’ https://trib.al/Xvx379t pic.twitter.com/Gl64bekwCf

    5:15 AM - 12 Jul 2018
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      1. john mckessy‏ @mck_john Jul 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A moment on the lips a lifetime on the spreadsheets calculating Gross Domestic Product which in turn influences financial contribution to NATO. So every Krispy Kreme helps defend you from Russia or buttress war mongering. I hope you're happy. You fat bastard.

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      1. Adam‏ @FirstSapien Jul 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Always add extra cheese! For country!

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      1. Luis Romeo Rodriguez  ♓️‏ @CaliforniaRomeo Jul 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Me 😣

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      1. Sleep Out‏ @sleepout Jul 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @petecroke @hoodinternet @Sampants2000 MIIIIIIKE LUST

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      1. Pro B‏ @UnrealPros Jul 12
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        Well if it's just a $ more...Resistance is futile!

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      1. BAKER SZN‏ @SnacksIsBack Jul 12
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        i love America

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      1. Catherine Jones‏ @HiFalutinWays Jul 12
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        Bipolar shopping is fun 🤠

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      2. Hamza‏ @hdotzerka Jul 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm not sure how they collected this kind of data

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      3. Angelo‏ @Angelo00998 Jul 12
        Replying to @hdotzerka @TheOnion

        They just asked the shopkeepers

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      4. Hamza‏ @hdotzerka Jul 13
        Replying to @Angelo00998 @TheOnion

        And you think they keep count?!

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      1. jesper qiu‏ @QiuJesper Sep 11
        Replying to @TheOnion @brooklyntechguy

        This is Jesper from Xiamen City,China. We are the wholesaler for laptop parts, Tablet Parts ,Cell phone parts and UV Curing Machine, our website is http://www.jlnlaptopparts.com , email: sales@jlnlaptopparts.com,Skype ID: jllaptopparts and Whatsapp +86 15959258351.Thank you

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      1. Evkb‏ @you_r_here Jul 13
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        I’ll have what she’s havingpic.twitter.com/viJSJlQcXY

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      1. Mahsa Kaerra‏ @MahsaKaerra Jul 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is that each, or collectively?

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Jul 12
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        As seen in neighbors mouth

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      1. Lord Jim  🍺‏ @RyeCat773 Jul 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Satirical, yet true.

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      1. Sam‏ @MusicalFanatic Jul 12
        Replying to @TheOnion @KevinHearne

        TRUTH

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      1. SupernaturalSpace‏ @Atlass992017 Jul 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        eating doughnuts is the worst diet you could ever get in to you'll never lose that belly fat after eating doughnuts for so many years !!

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      1. bill‏ @sirscyther_69 Jul 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What's the magic word?

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      1. iceberg simpson‏ @MagicMikeXXL__ Jul 12
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        6 chocolate frosted and 6 Boston creme. Anything else is a waste.

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