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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 11

    Trump Demands NATO Allies Match U.S. Commitment To Prioritizing Military Spending Over Healthcare https://trib.al/eArCzbI pic.twitter.com/TzMadVDk2f

    2:18 PM - 11 Jul 2018
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    • kenz 🦋 Michael Foucault Valhalla Resists Majority Democrat 2020 🇳🇬 Judge Juche 🇳🇬 Devilly Campbell 😈 Rachel Marie Grimm jamie Cate Brady
    54 replies 723 retweets 2,124 likes
      1. Winkle the BernieBro 🌹‏ @the_bernie_bro Jul 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is one of those Onion headlines which will turn out to be Nostradamus-like prophetic IMOpic.twitter.com/aDn05eWzUs

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      1. KellyLC 🌊 ❄‏ @kellylyric001 Jul 11
        Replying to @TheOnion @ASlavitt

        I never used to have to check if a headline was from The Onion or not. Now I'm never really sure and that just sucks.

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      1. Jason Holder‏ @JasonHo31956273 Jul 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Did a double take because I wasn't sure it wasn't real.

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      1. FultzYourCouch‏ @ElsPRNBA Jul 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        thats the most accurate headline ever

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      2. Michael Sanislo‏ @sparktherevolt Jul 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They can afford their healthcare because we subsidize their defense.

        4 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Adamned Reese‏ @AMReese Jul 11
        Replying to @sparktherevolt @TheOnion

        So, we should spend less on our defense and more on healthcare? I agree.

        1 reply 0 retweets 21 likes
      4. Tanner‏ @tannerstweetin Jul 11
        Replying to @AMReese @sparktherevolt @TheOnion

        Exactly, cut defense costs by giving less to NATO = more for US healthcare.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Adamned Reese‏ @AMReese Jul 11
        Replying to @tannerstweetin @sparktherevolt @TheOnion

        Or less money spent on defense, period, and give more money to US healthcare.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Vote Nov. 6th‏ @shmolemily Jul 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought these were supposed to be gag reports.

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      2. Steve Steve‏ @NWHouston Jul 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You are getting more and more into making political statements rather than sticking to sarcasm.. that's sad

        3 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Justin Paro‏ @theBiz101 Jul 11
        Replying to @NWHouston @TheOnion

        Wait, are you serious?

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Jeff Messer‏ @coolmesser Jul 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        uhm ... this is pretty much true.

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      2. Southern Kentucky DSA‏ @SoKYDSA Jul 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I mean in all honesty we could afford better healthcare for about the same or lower cost if we had a single payer system, the only reason why we don't is bc of corruption. Military spending is absurdly high tho.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. Lester Knopf‏ @icu81b4me2 Jul 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion's version of Trump has more accurate messaging than real Trump

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      1. PMac74‏ @paulmacri Jul 11
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        pic.twitter.com/NXy6Zp1ldo

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      2. Larry Brown‏ @Larrsy Jul 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hey, try fixing your roads too. It's quite the adventure when I drive in USA.

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      2. Shawn Chappelle‏ @TunnelENDS Jul 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        too close to real

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