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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 11

    Sick, Elderly Man Screaming About Foreigners Stealing From Him https://trib.al/fL0dAQV pic.twitter.com/I8zgjdAQbc

    1:12 PM - 11 Jul 2018
    • 7,064 Retweets
    • 24,080 Likes
    • Madeline Zimmer Spooky Bitch Kat 👻🖤 Monroe Ramey Paul D Smith DJ Kazuma Martinez Louise Michaelson Ronnie Whaley 🇵🇭 Nathan Novak Susie Dunn
    177 replies 7,064 retweets 24,080 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Alan (plasma_node)‏ @plasma_node Jul 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Since when does the onion post real news?

        6 replies 11 retweets 344 likes
      3. ChristianC was taken‏ @ChristianCTaken Jul 11
        Replying to @plasma_node @TheOnion

        The past two years, honestly.

        1 reply 0 retweets 96 likes
      4. Karma‏ @Seekjoy67 Jul 11
        Replying to @ChristianCTaken @plasma_node @TheOnion

        It's sad when a joke is actual reality.

        1 reply 0 retweets 19 likes
      5. Colonel McDonald  🌊‏ @ColonelMcDon Jul 11
        Replying to @Seekjoy67 @ChristianCTaken and

        I miss when the onion was fake. 😢

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. Alan (plasma_node)‏ @plasma_node Jul 11
        Replying to @ColonelMcDon @Seekjoy67 and

        I miss when we didn't have a squatter in the president's office.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      7. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. KRS2‏ @Krsdylan Jul 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        he's got a fake Dr's note saying he's healthy...

        3 replies 3 retweets 117 likes
      3. Evan‏ @limestonemiler Jul 11
        Replying to @Krsdylan @TheOnion

        Cholesterol at least is through the roof

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      4. Barbara‏ @BarbaraBarbb37 Jul 11
        Replying to @limestonemiler @Krsdylan @TheOnion

        Ah, but the letter says he's the healthiest president EVER!! 🤔

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Evan‏ @limestonemiler Jul 11
        Replying to @BarbaraBarbb37 @Krsdylan @TheOnion

        Most fit: Ford, least fit: Harrison.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. 1 more reply
      1. New conversation
      2. kar‏ @karimik Jul 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/8cOyLTy2pH

        1 reply 4 retweets 98 likes
      3. Tickle Budgie‏ @Stealthy_budgie Jul 11
        Replying to @karimik @TheOnion

        Yes!! My thoughts exactly!!pic.twitter.com/mB36XUGXI3

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. 1 more reply
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      2. Andyland‏ @AJScab Jul 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        His eyes always look like he peering through a horizontal opening in a wall

        4 replies 0 retweets 53 likes
      3. Marke Boo.‏ @supermarke Jul 11
        Replying to @AJScab @TheOnion

        like a really bad 80s video

        0 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. DrOkpala‏ @DrOkpala Jul 11
        Replying to @TheOnion @cFidd

        There’s NOTHING you can write that will be stranger or more ridiculous than what’s going on in real life.

        2 replies 0 retweets 19 likes
      3. PK‏ @PKaminske Jul 11
        Replying to @DrOkpala @TheOnion @cFidd

        Sad but true. Truth IS stranger than fiction. Hollywood would have turned this script down! Too preposterous,.pic.twitter.com/iIPUtC6RJI

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      4. nichole Zimmerman‏ @nlzrn Jul 12
        Replying to @PKaminske @DrOkpala and

        I think they did it a few years ago. It was called Idiocracy 😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. End of conversation
      1. Mike Christensen, MCMP, CNU-A‏ @MRC_SLC Jul 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Mike Christensen, MCMP, CNU-A Retweeted The Onion

        One of the best @TheOnion headlines ever! ;)https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1017139487116275712 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Sick, Elderly Man Screaming About Foreigners Stealing From Him https://trib.al/fL0dAQV  pic.twitter.com/I8zgjdAQbc
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      1. elk_l‏ @elk_l Jul 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trump will try to make his no deal with North Korea look good by making a much worse no deal with Putin.

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