Since when does the onion post real news?
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The past two years, honestly.
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It's sad when a joke is actual reality.
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I miss when the onion was fake.

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I miss when we didn't have a squatter in the president's office.
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he's got a fake Dr's note saying he's healthy...
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Cholesterol at least is through the roof
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Ah, but the letter says he's the healthiest president EVER!!

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Most fit: Ford, least fit: Harrison.
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His eyes always look like he peering through a horizontal opening in a wall
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like a really bad 80s video
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There’s NOTHING you can write that will be stranger or more ridiculous than what’s going on in real life.
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Sad but true. Truth IS stranger than fiction. Hollywood would have turned this script down! Too preposterous,.pic.twitter.com/iIPUtC6RJI
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I think they did it a few years ago. It was called Idiocracy
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One of the best
@TheOnion headlines ever! ;)https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1017139487116275712 …
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Trump will try to make his no deal with North Korea look good by making a much worse no deal with Putin.
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