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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 11

    Report: More Companies Offering Paid Maternity Leave To Mothers Who Complete 3 Months Of Work Ahead Of Time https://trib.al/mwuFhhx pic.twitter.com/ODFGDqZs52

    6:49 AM - 11 Jul 2018
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      1. Fardels Bear‏ @BigKiln Jul 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don't give them ideas. This is the sort of thing I can imagine companies actually doing.

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      2. Trako‏ @TrakoZG Jul 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        when did the Onion move away from satire?

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      3. Catherine Jones‏ @HiFalutinWays Jul 11
        Replying to @TrakoZG @TheOnion

        From memory 5th May 2014 year of our Lord

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      2. Ann Marcial‏ @ann_marcial Jul 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This tantamount to abuse of workers. Putting that sort of stress on a pregnant women must be damaging, they should exercise their duty of care to the employee.

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      3. Sds7‏ @Sds00712 Jul 11
        Replying to @ann_marcial @TheOnion

        It's satire

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      1. 𝑺𝒑𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒚 𝑺𝒖𝒖𝒉𝒍𝒔‏ @Suuhls_96 Jul 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I think it's funny that it would be illegal to not give paid maternity leave in European countries and the US is like "that's Communism"

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      2. СЕРГЕЙ КРАСОВСКИЙ‏ @KRAKENVS Jul 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ПУТИН ГОВОРИТ

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      3. Darrell Robinson‏ @robinson32789 Jul 11
        Replying to @KRAKENVS @TheOnion

        Shut up

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      4. СЕРГЕЙ КРАСОВСКИЙ‏ @KRAKENVS Jul 11
        Replying to @robinson32789 @TheOnion

        ФАК Ю

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      5. СЕРГЕЙ КРАСОВСКИЙ‏ @KRAKENVS Jul 11
        Replying to @KRAKENVS @robinson32789 @TheOnion

        ПАПУАС )

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      1. An Unreasonable Woman‏ @licia_page Jul 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Time off??? Doesn't matter what the reason. It is all displaced time. All of it.

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      1. Lookingover Time‏ @LookingoverT Jul 11
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        Welcome to teaching!

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      1. Anne-Charlotte P‏ @sthrncombustion Jul 11
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        That's pretty much how my maternity leave went down.

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      1. Xanol‏ @playeralex4321 Jul 11
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        pic.twitter.com/SdvwQO2xAe

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      1. Catherine Jones‏ @HiFalutinWays Jul 11
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        😂

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      1. Fillmore W. Millbrook‏ @fwMillbrook Jul 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        2 b fair, all the more reason not to bring a child into this world... why? When you’re over working before you take time off / and during your time off before you throw your baby in a daycare / think about why you had to bring a new life into this world.

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