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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 10

    Master Architect Constructs Most Structurally Innovative Pile Of Dirty Dishes To Date https://trib.al/PLCkQ3A pic.twitter.com/DRtMltOJSN

    8:08 PM - 10 Jul 2018
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      1. Josh Wayne‏ @AzShootinStar Jul 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If he was really a master architect that his sink would have two sides like a civilized person.

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      1. The Colon‏ @thecolonnews Jul 10
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        https://www.thecolonnews.com/single-post/2018/06/17/DirtyDishesConstant …

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      1. Mobius‏ @Mobius___Strip Jul 10
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        pic.twitter.com/3k3DNGHWuk

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      1. CapwnD‏ @Darth_CapwnD Jul 11
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        ha ha ha I do that!

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      1. Hingle McCringleberry‏ @themikegroves Jul 10
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        @ryan_nopper @ryantlay @JacobTuck1 @SirNickThe3rd

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      1. David Heintz‏ @areckoning Jul 10
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        Brilliant. And he ... or she ... didn't even use the counter space. Probably he.

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      1. K'1‏ @292kmartin1 Jul 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thats good soap. Yet his mastery of dish piling is odd an not as good as THE boys in the house do. It was the mustard. My sink lights up like the fourth of July in June from ghost of Christmas past. No more do these acts take place. The message of Lorain.

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      1. Kevin‏ @KpHeaney Jul 10
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        I do it with a garbage bag, trash pile in the kitchen😊👍

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      1. Munawwar‏ @GunnerArchitect Jul 10
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        Hahahahahah

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      1. Riley Klein‏ @TruMediaMix1 Jul 10
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        Shit. Forgot to do the dishes!

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      1. Casey Martin‏ @ccmthemusicman Jul 10
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        Hey look @BoBally23 it's us when @jawnviytahlee is gone

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      1. Mark Yarm 🦇 💀 🐀 🐍‏Verified account @markyarm Jul 10
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        cc @bonnieralston

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      1. Nathan Lazurtegui‏ @nlazurtegui Jul 10
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        ya :(

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      2. Frank‏ @frankthetank899 Jul 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Pabdaddy26 we had a nicd competition of whomst the better architect was at good ol 98 w locust lmaooo

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      1. poopity scoopy‏ @mcfarlanesj Jul 11
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        @Alybaly13

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      1.  🎃SpoopyDuckie  👻‏ @AlTheDuckie Jul 11
        Replying to @TheOnion @MostXtremeBrian

        I was literally going to send this to you when I saw you retweeted it.

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      1. A Dissident is Here‏ @Pulpiteer Jul 11
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        @ChefBoySlim Breathtaking

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