Until he turns into a sedimentary rock
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Former novel writer takes 10 year sabbatical to figure out ways to incorporate his love for edgy mock turtlenecks in main character's development; extends internship a third year at The Onion 'to figure things out'.
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Thrill-Seeking Man considers endurance couch sitting to be an extreme sport.
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Too close. Too real. XD
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Dude only needs to talk with
@steviegell on why that’s bad
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Straight up
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jealous is all...just jealous...but keep being a hero...living the dream I'd be taking the same risks if it weren't for a couple of kids...
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Daniel Erickson aka "The Daredevil Of The Couch™" Can Keep Up His Dangerous Sedentary Lifestyle Till One Of His Farts Will Set The Couch On Fire.
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Couching Tiger
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Relatable
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Samsies
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One time, in my past life, my roommate and I bought this nice EZ Boy recliner for ten bucks at a garage sale. Three weeks later we were told their grandma died in it. So we then sold it for $150 bucks and made a nice profit Thanks grandma of a different family. Peace
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