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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 10

    Woman Stalked Across 8 Websites By Obsessed Shoe Advertisement https://trib.al/jFdsQgQ pic.twitter.com/XdYALXRwpb

    5:47 PM - 10 Jul 2018
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    26 replies 243 retweets 2,019 likes
      1. Doesn’t Get Satire/Parody‏ @NoSatireForMe Jul 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is actually pretty common. Companies use cookies to give you targeted ads.

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      1. Mike Schwab‏ @maschwab63 Jul 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        One google search and google ad server will follow for months until you search for something else.

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      1. Clementine‏ @1630_Revello Jul 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Never look for a pink argyle dog sweater on Google. I learned the hard way.

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      2. Fred Fredburger‏ @KaBucchi Jul 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She needs to learn the art of shewing someone away.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Leslie‏ @BikerChick9999 Jul 10
        Replying to @KaBucchi @TheOnion

        Silly man lol

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      1. Monica Davis‏ @monicadavis1978 Jul 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I just bought big bag $ONION #DeepOnion and i think this is next big thing. Check out @deeponionx = #privacy + #blockchain protection

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      1. Kristen Semple‏ @KristenSemple Jul 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ah ad retargeting 💕

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      2. Logan‏ @KOMBUCHABABY Jul 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        There is a little X in the top right corner of the ad that you can click on to remove it.

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      1. Joe‏ @cc_Galz Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lookin at you Nordstrom Rack

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      1. PorQpine215‏ @PQpine215 Jul 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        we live in a society🙄🙄🙄

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      1. Amy Davis‏ @davisconsult2 Jul 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Right?

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      1. Marty Mitchell Netting‏ @mmnetting Jul 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lmao

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      1. Dream Cloud Productions‏ @Javinorr527 Jul 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Stupid telemarketers!

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Jul 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        E-Commerce, you think it you own it

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      1. Cody  📔‏ @Theron_Sniper Jul 10
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        A blockerpic.twitter.com/6wRACfIum1

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      1. justin‏ @_war_eagle Jul 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @MattPalumbo12

        Weak

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Jul 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ...and because by now she got webbed feet to deal with.

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      1. thewolverpooh‏ @badw0lf1 Jul 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I clicked on the link (you're welcome) and saw a shoe ad below the article. 😂

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