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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 10

    Movie Studio Blows Whole Budget On Big-Name Gaffer https://trib.al/4agw5u8 pic.twitter.com/z9BsdBK8a3

    4:13 PM - 10 Jul 2018
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      1. Jabberant‏ @Jabberant Jul 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He's worth every god damn penny and then a few more pennies.

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      1. Chandler Thornton‏ @Chandler_Thorn Jul 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bruh, you don’t even know how well lit those scenes are going to be.

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      1. Steve‏ @steventhebold Jul 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @therealchriswei

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      1. Fred Fredburger‏ @KaBucchi Jul 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's a major gaffe.

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      1. Fenway Repent Guy‏ @hell_or_repent Jul 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But the Key Grip ?

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      1. Vanessa‏ @vanvannnnn Jul 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @RussellK28 lol

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      1. ok‏ @mascdonna Jul 10
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        he’s hot

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      1. NotErnestHemingway‏ @FrettnOvrNuttn Jul 11
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        Between him and the Best Boy Grip they brought in, they're gonna be running into their salary cap PDQ...

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      1. Hillary’s deleted server‏ @Chrish7511 Jul 11
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        I always pick the movies I see that he gaffs, he’s the best.

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      1. arturo‏ @arthurfaulks Jul 10
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        @spencerajj

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      1. DJ Kenny Chenny‏ @joel4syth Jul 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @citizenkeane

        Retweet the onion get blocked

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      1. chris s‏ @hugoobrock Jul 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Gaffer?...oh shit I thought you said "Fluffer"...I can see the value in the later than the former...you need some help between tweets?

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      1. JaniceMGreen‏ @JanicemarieGre2 Jul 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nice

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      1. Zuzu Griffin‏ @Zuzu_writer Jul 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Classic Onion!

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      1. Free Reality Winner‏ @homeless_not Jul 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Worth every penny. No gaffes like he gaffes. He gaffes best is what I’m saying.

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      1. Frank Grimes‏ @FrankGrimes33 Jul 10
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        No money left for the Best Boy

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      1. James Goolsby‏ @jamesgoolsby Jul 10
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        Lol

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      1. Glenn Roche‏ @MathGuySeven Jul 10
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        I saw that gaffer on Leno. He’s awesome.

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      1. Metro McGurk‏ @metrofla Jul 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Didn't know gaffers blew; thought it was the fluffer's job! Call the union!

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      1. Alex Reynolds‏ @AlexReynolds Jul 10
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        Can't spell gaffe without gaffer.

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