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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 10

    Woodpecker Having Difficulty Remembering Tree Where He Got The Really Good Bugs That One Time https://trib.al/HI1ofoT pic.twitter.com/6kOj0yt9Ne

    10:37 AM - 10 Jul 2018
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    21 replies 282 retweets 1,780 likes
      1. Raymond Lunsted‏ @RaymondLunsted Jul 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Early onset Elmzhammers.

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      1. Covfefe LePew‏ @RinzenLhamo Jul 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Must be all of the head injuries.

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      2. PB‏ @patbou1970 Jul 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Every time I see a real woodpecker, only thing I can think about is how little it looks like Woody Woodpecker #desappointed

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      3. Salvador Glez.‏ @VolcanoHotSauce Jul 10
        Replying to @patbou1970 @TheOnion

        And I am *disappointed that you misspelled *disappointed and did a hashtag with it.

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      4. PB‏ @patbou1970 Jul 10
        Replying to @VolcanoHotSauce @TheOnion

        The funniest thing is that I paid so much attention on putting the correct number of s and p that I never paid attention to the e 😂

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      1. rally round de family with a pocket full of tweets‏ @one_uglyman Jul 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @ebruenig

        there is an above average "good wood" joke in there somewhere

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      1. Evan Thomsen‏ @e_Rochefoucauld Jul 10
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        @the_jcurve this is basically a story about you.

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      1. killin me smallz‏ @local61977_jr Jul 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I had this cool bird once. Great story bro.

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Jul 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ban Football and Pecking

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      1. Bath Pill‏ @AngholichiGoli Jul 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So sad. We must care for all . We do a bit to care for full grown trees. Let’s care for all .https://swachhindia.ndtv.com/tree-conservation-maharashtra-green-cover-angholichi-goli-ngo-22435/ …

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      1. Krista G‏ @kristazilla Jul 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        probably because a woodpecker's tongue wraps all the way around it's eyeballs and brain as a weird and possibly insufficient cushioning device, since its evolutionary instincts incline it to bang its beak on solid wood to survive? just a guess tho lol i dunno

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      1. Shamim Malekmian‏ @ShamimMalekmian Jul 10
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        I would too if I constantly banged my head.

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      1. Marybeth Horn‏ @MarybethHorn6 Jul 10
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        Had to one 2 many concussions.

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      1. Bill‏ @BillBak9 Jul 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So, you’re saying Pelosi is a woodpecker?

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      1. Kron Corp®‏ @bumpychunky Jul 10
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        DM me bird I’ll hook u up

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      1. bowtoyoursensei‏ @fourthand25 Jul 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        well, it's not my guttering you little shit!

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      1.  🎩 OH, YOU HAUNTED EEL®  🎩‏ @shuttletits Jul 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That’s a crow

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      1. Nicholas Lawson‏ @LuciusPixel Jul 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Actually funny

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