Here’s one for my Onion Fam ... Area Mom: texts son while driving to remind him texting while driving is dangerous
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Lol, I got her beat - I've gotten to the teens for sneezes in a row!
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Hey same
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Haha, nice to meet you, fellow Olympic Sneezer

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My record is 17
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That's quite a few! I'd have to consult with my hubby, the record keeper, but I want to say I've touched up to 20... I could be wrong though. Solid into the teens, hands down :)
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Hey. Hey. Hey
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V upset I wasn't brought in for this audition
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But also, who needs 9 sneezes when you can get it all out in one, earth shattering scream sneeze?
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True, I really should’ve tagged
@MathTeam instead who’s the queen of long strings of sneezes
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Hey
@Racheldoesstuff is this you? Hilarious!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Area elbow drowning in sneeze goop.
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Alright uptight coworkers, then YOU can pluck out my sensitive nose hairs yourselves. Here's the tweezers. Get plucking.
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I was about say these are some judgmental asshats
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sneezing is sexist and racist lets never forget this
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HAHA EPIC ISEE WHAT YOU DID THERE HAHA LIB TARDS REKT EPIC STYLE




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I know what you’re thinking...did I sneeze 8 times or only 9?...in all the excitement, I kinda lost track myself...I have the most powerful nose in the world. You’ve gotta ask yourself just one question: “do I feel lucky?”. Well, do ya, punk?
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If I’m not mistaken I believe
@Racheldoesstuff wrote for The Onion for a period of time. Could this be one of those files? I say yes. -
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well now I’m embarrassed. I went back and forth on his one..was kinda wondering how I hadn’t seen this before if it was her. I thought maybe it was something from a while back. I thought she had admitted some stuff to the Onion and this might have been something from that. TY!
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