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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 10

    Hummingbird Back At Feeder Again, Grandmother Reports https://trib.al/R9IFWwq pic.twitter.com/RNggP25eGR

    7:36 AM - 10 Jul 2018
    • 512 Retweets
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    • agent michael scarn Scary Larry Phrogas Chazz Griffith everydayangst William Barnett Trudeux🎃 😈Jahnte's Awakening😈 Spooky Jess
    39 replies 512 retweets 4,121 likes
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      2. rat king‏Verified account @MikeIsaac Jul 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        is this about me

        3 replies 0 retweets 38 likes
      3. Lydia Deetz (née Fernandez)‏ @flowersandbytes Jul 10
        Replying to @MikeIsaac @TheOnion

        It’s gauche to ask if you’re being subtweeted mike

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Подлый Максим‏ @utonomous Jul 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ducks Back in Pool, Tony Soprano Reportspic.twitter.com/5ZKn4rw8xJ

        0 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
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      1. Lennie Richardson‏ @CovfefeKid Jul 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is good news, important news, vital news.

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      1. KimEst‏ @Kiokiest Jul 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lol This is me and I’m only 31 and def not a grandma.

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      1. Jody Paulson‏ @JodyPaulson Jul 10
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        Grandma is one of the most reliable, credible reporters around! 👵

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      1. Art Schnurple‏ @ArtSchnurple Jul 10
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        Come on though, hummingbirds are dope

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      1. Nathan Rodriguez‏ @ParagHatzNate Jul 10
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        I have three hummingbird feeders in my backyard. Grandma and I would get on juuust fine.

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      1. don’t talk in the quiet section‏ @BennyVirgin Jul 10
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        @deeannapgar

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      1. Brett Bohnn‏ @bohnnco Jul 10
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        Well fck that’s me as a middle aged man.

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      1. Chris Day‏ @williemoeday Jul 10
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        This could easily be an actual article in some small town newspapers, lol.

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      1. Boo-liver Sachgau‏Verified account @sachgau Jul 10
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        @MikeIsaac

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      1. kim dunn‏ @kmjdu Jul 10
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        Thought it would have been a black bird.

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      2. David Miller‏ @davynami Jul 10
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        @katemoving this is mom

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      2. Josie Texidor‏ @josieiscreating Jul 10
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        Grandma and @exrust 😂

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      3. J Sheehan‏ @exrust Jul 10
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        😂pic.twitter.com/L0eM87RLl9

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