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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 9

    Viewers Annoyed Episode Of ‘The Bachelorette’ Interrupted Just To Announce Person Who Will Set Back Social Progress 40 Years https://trib.al/BJ0hFPH pic.twitter.com/zVmOhYAkia

    6:01 PM - 9 Jul 2018
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      1. Javier Diaz‏ @Jgdiaz025 Jul 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought The Onion was satire. No really - 'Bachelorette' fans complain Trump's Supreme Court decision will interrupt show: 'Can he just tweet it?'http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2018/07/09/bachelorette-fans-complain-trumps-supreme-court-decision-will-interrupt-show-can-just-tweet-it.html …

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      1. Binit‏ @moviemofo Jul 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Bachelorette picked Brett Kavanaugh?

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      1. Agit-Pop‏ @agitpopworld Jul 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "THAT SCOTUS SHOW" In which SCOTUS has a series of crossover episodes with "The Handmaid's Tale." #SaveSCOTUS #ProChoice #SCOTUSPick #BrettKavanaughpic.twitter.com/y1jo9FSJEK

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      2. Broad_Powers‏ @somad2000 Jul 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yes! True story! Why is the Onion the only media reporting this? 😡

        1 reply 1 retweet 15 likes
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      2. Jason Alt‏ @JasonEAlt Jul 9
        Replying to @EmperorAxe @TheOnion

        Laugh Ass My Off

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      3.  🎃EmperorSpooky 🎃‏ @EmperorAxe Jul 9
        Replying to @JasonEAlt @TheOnion

        Lamo this dude

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Authentic Don Holley™‏ @donholley0 Jul 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I see Trump is speaking on national television about another of his endless crooked bullshit corruptions so I've switched to TVLand to watch some more honest classic comedy TV.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. JonnyAce10‏ @RaisedRightMT Jul 9
        Replying to @donholley0 @TheOnion

        You have cable?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Jason Alt‏ @JasonEAlt Jul 9
        Replying to @RaisedRightMT @donholley0 @TheOnion

        What year is it?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Adriana‏ @Adrianabeate Jul 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Okay why is this tweet so loud though

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      1. Ann Marie Pincivero‏ @ampincivero Jul 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        True. #AnnoyingOrange #ImpeachTrump Enough of this #ScotusPick nightmare. Get back to #TheBachelorettepic.twitter.com/OKMChkVssg

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      2. Liiiiiiiz‏ @esmitty28 Jul 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @rlevinn 😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Rachel‏ @rlevinn Jul 10
        Replying to @esmitty28 @TheOnion

        Literally lol

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Emily Broxmeyer‏ @emilybrox Jul 10
        Replying to @rlevinn @esmitty28 @TheOnion

        Me and my mom screamed at the TV 😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. That'sMrsRoberts‏ @ThatsMrsRoberts Jul 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Your post reflects the mindlessness of your audience base. "Why did you interrupt my irrelevant reality show??? 😭😭😭😭" Shhhh.... The adults are working to #MAGA #ScotusPick

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. JustSusan‏ @TassajaraRd Jul 9
        Replying to @ThatsMrsRoberts @TheOnion

        You understand @TheOnion is comedy/sarcasm, right ?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. That'sMrsRoberts‏ @ThatsMrsRoberts Jul 9
        Replying to @TassajaraRd @TheOnion

        Idk, lately it's been super hard to see the satire/sarcasm.....

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. JustSusan‏ @TassajaraRd Jul 9
        Replying to @ThatsMrsRoberts @TheOnion

        I know. It’s -like- #OppositeWorld

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