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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 9

      Picky Refugee Just Expects To Be Reunited With Exact Same Family As Before https://trib.al/4wBfNsf pic.twitter.com/cnnmtNfER9

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      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 9

      "Come on, don’t be such a diva—you’re never going to be happy with such ridiculously high standards.” https://trib.al/4wBfNsf pic.twitter.com/8he8uWRiew

      4:49 PM - 9 Jul 2018
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      13 replies 209 retweets 1,312 likes
        1. Hippo‏ @ScrummyHippo Jul 9
          Replying to @TheOnion

          I bet she gives a 1 star Yelp review.

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        1. Nonsense‏ @ihave42ofthem Jul 9
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Same shade should be fine

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        1. Ernie Banks‏ @ErnieBanks1971 Jul 9
          Replying to @TheOnion

          pic.twitter.com/bjS8xRIeH0

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        1. AUGI SCHMITZ‏ @AUG343 Jul 9
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Big deal the expectations of reuniting with your mother We can expect more bloody noses ya know ‘get used to this!

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        1. AUGI SCHMITZ‏ @AUG343 Jul 9
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Well picky children what else would anyone expect from such noble members of ICE cold callous indifferent demeaning sarcasm big terms for a supposed adult

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        2. Ståle‏ @Staalexoxoxo Jul 9
          Replying to @TheOnion

          This gotta be fake??

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        3. Krupo  🇨🇦‏ @PromisedMePie Jul 9
          Replying to @Staalexoxoxo @TheOnion

          Go read more of @TheOnion :)

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        4. Ståle‏ @Staalexoxoxo Jul 9
          Replying to @PromisedMePie @TheOnion

          So ur saying it is true? Ludacris

          1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
        5. Krupo  🇨🇦‏ @PromisedMePie Jul 9
          Replying to @Staalexoxoxo @TheOnion

          Krupo  🇨🇦 Retweeted The Onion

          No, I'm saying read more of their articles like this one to get a flavour for what they're about. :)https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1016422005967638534 …

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          Family Comforted By Thought That Man’s Death Will Prevent Others From Climbing War Memorial To Pretend To Fuck Horse https://trib.al/TbwkW02  pic.twitter.com/52K0HLzDHl
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        6. Krupo  🇨🇦‏ @PromisedMePie Jul 9
          Replying to @PromisedMePie @Staalexoxoxo @TheOnion

          Krupo  🇨🇦 Retweeted The Onion

          Or this....https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1016410194044227584 …

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          The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
          Supreme Court Gathers To Watch Baby Justices Hatch https://trib.al/8453Fyr  pic.twitter.com/O2q68aTQg5
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        1. Chi Heat N Air Guy‏ @Chi_HVAC Jul 9
          Replying to @TheOnion

          I wonder why @TheOnion's parent company is going bankrupt. Maybe because they take a side against half of America. #GetWokeGoBroke

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        1. Betsy Rand  ❄‏ @BetsyRand3 Jul 9
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Disgusting human being?!

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        1. AbulHasnain‏ @TurabNazar Jul 9
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Mossad trained them. Check the news articles 4 Years ago! “Reflection of quality” . Animals!!!!

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        1. Brian Allen‏ @ballen_out Jul 9
          Replying to @TheOnion

          I hope there’s an ICE agent named Patrick Buecker

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        1. jess‏ @jessspicey Jul 9
          Replying to @TheOnion

          This is just dumb

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