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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 9

    Supreme Court Gathers To Watch Baby Justices Hatch https://trib.al/8453Fyr pic.twitter.com/O2q68aTQg5

    12:54 PM - 9 Jul 2018
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    • Business Intel PLOW Conquest Capital Inc Frases de Amor Crackers & Cheese Satisfactory manic-nomadic Michael Foucault john bender Freightengale
    34 replies 867 retweets 4,917 likes
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      2. Walter(Owen's Grandp‏ @walterowensgrpa Jul 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wow can you believe ,,, science cannot explain this !! They have been wrong many times for example the dinosaurs

        1 reply 1 retweet 83 likes
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      2. Samuel the River Styx‏ @RainCrossRiot Jul 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Welcome... to Judicial Park!

        2 replies 0 retweets 31 likes
      3. ^(°,,°)^‏ @hippo_teeth Jul 9
        Replying to @RainCrossRiot @TheOnion

        You did it. 👏pic.twitter.com/CjXqAl6xty

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Christopher Robbins‏ @NJChrisRobbins Jul 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "You've bred strict constructionists?"pic.twitter.com/fXpMEDvdWc

        0 replies 0 retweets 31 likes
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      1. Originalism Is Judicial Activism  🏺‏ @GuyDebored Jul 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But when will Baby Orrin hatch?

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      1.  ☕ Kaffee Hund  🐕‏ @HappyTorrentt Jul 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @teddybearisms

        Why does it seem like we always get the bad eggs? 🤔

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      1. Betty Ann‏ @bettyannlv72 Jul 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hopefully the rats eat them too. #bittersweet

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      1. Caligula‏ @caligulapdx Jul 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I remember this scene from Jurassic Park...

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      2. Andrew Solender‏ @AndrewSolender Jul 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I bet any amount of money that if Trump sees this he’ll turn to an advisor and ask, “Is this... is this really how it works?”

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Ulrich Granzier‏ @Ulrich_Granzier Jul 9
        Replying to @AndrewSolender @TheOnion

        I doubt that. He already has experience with Gorsuch, and everybody knows that judges are genetically engineered in a lab in order to preprogram all decisions that need to be made.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. AA‏ @wannabekitten Jul 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My money is on an old, white man baby.

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      1. Rushd as-Safaa → The Contrarian Muslim‏ @RushdasSafaa Jul 9
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        You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could that you didn't stop to think if you should!

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      1. colourmehazel‏ @HazelAnnDrews Jul 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "The Bader-Ginsburg Effect"

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      1. Julie Inga‏ @jinga Jul 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Honestly, this is the best commentary yet on the state of the Supreme Court

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      1. ok‏ @finger_man Jul 9
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        I’ve seen the face of hell

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      1. Jessica Sears‏ @Jessicasears002 Jul 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He's definitely a boy

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      1. Gogobr8‏ @gogobrasil8_br Jul 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Shameful. Bunch of perverts. If it were my eggs there they could NOT watch. Must’ve been years since they’ve seen some action

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      1. Gogobr8‏ @gogobrasil8_br Jul 9
        Replying to @MarilynRN96 @TheOnion @continetti

        It’s using a tie so it’s a boy

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