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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 9

    Eco-Conscious Hotel Lets Guests Decide Whether They Want Room’s Towels Washed Before Next Guests Arrive https://trib.al/1j50r2p pic.twitter.com/q7FNj2lAqW

    10:26 AM - 9 Jul 2018
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    27 replies 164 retweets 1,054 likes
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      2. Rubi Cubed‏ @rubi_cubed Jul 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can you re-use previous guests straws though?

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      3. Malacrazy‏ @plznoyaaaasing Jul 9
        Replying to @rubi_cubed @TheOnion

        As long as you also use their cup

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. CombinatoryPlay‏ @CombinatoryPlay Jul 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        the bars of soap still have plenty of life in them as well.

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      2. Sheila Jones‏ @_Sheila_Jones_ Jul 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @boringfileclerk

        So, ‘I’ would determine if the upcoming guests used my towels or not? What the eff is this world coming to? Is it too late? Are most people already this far gone? I mean, did they build the hotel without water, electricity or any other materials? I see paint & textured walls..

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      3. Alex  🌐‏ @Alexv1701 Jul 9
        Replying to @_Sheila_Jones_ @TheOnion @boringfileclerk

        The onion is a satire news company it’s not real

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Sheila Jones‏ @_Sheila_Jones_ Jul 9
        Replying to @Alexv1701 @TheOnion @boringfileclerk

        Just clicked their page - remembered why I follow them. They’re funnier than hell.

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      5. Alex  🌐‏ @Alexv1701 Jul 9
        Replying to @_Sheila_Jones_ @TheOnion @boringfileclerk

        😂😂

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      2. MoreMusicMoreMoney‏ @MoreMusicMoreMo Jul 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/U8mmmYV2fd

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      1. Sheila Jones‏ @_Sheila_Jones_ Jul 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @boringfileclerk

        Basically, screw your health, you die, the earth lives, but no one survives to live on it. 🤦‍♀️

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      1. Paula K‏ @shadowop Jul 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @instapundit

        Two squares of toilet paper.

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      1. 00101010‏ @seirdotmk Jul 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @KerkataNaPasata

        They also allow for the guests to grow the food they want for lunch / dinner.

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      1. Dactylion‏ @RaisedDactylion Jul 9
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        PlotTwist: They already do that with the sheets but they just don’t ask.

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      1. the empathic narcissist.‏ @SeauxAppalled Jul 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        saving the world, one disease at at time.

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      1. Dennis Stillman‏ @DennisNobody Jul 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What is their policy on urine recycling? It's one of the most important environmental issues of our time along with plastic straws and cow flatulence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      1.  😺CatDeni 😺‏ @Animalperson21 Jul 11
        Replying to @TheOnion @questar1959_ron

        tRUMP JOINT.

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      1. The Silence  🙍🏿‍♂️‏ @The_Silence_Pix Jul 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        haha

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      1. Linda Woodard‏ @duckapoo Jul 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Eew!

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      1. PumpkinFlavoredPie‏ @PiFlavoredPizza Jul 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But am I allowed to reuse the previous guest's toilet paper?

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      1. Dennis Stillman‏ @DennisNobody Jul 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If u drink your urine u will save on water...piss up America!!!!!!!!

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