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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 9

    Picky Refugee Just Expects To Be Reunited With Exact Same Family As Before https://trib.al/4wBfNsf pic.twitter.com/cnnmtNfER9

    9:49 AM - 9 Jul 2018
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      1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 9

        "Come on, don’t be such a diva—you’re never going to be happy with such ridiculously high standards.” https://trib.al/4wBfNsf pic.twitter.com/8he8uWRiew

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      2. Nick Gorton MD 🏳️‍🌈‏ @RNickGorton Jul 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        To everyone saying "too soon", NO IT'S NOT. Satire is often political speech with very subversive intent which may be the only medium to express dissent when free speech is forbidden by a regime. And we're getting closer to that every day.

        7 replies 18 retweets 565 likes
      3. Erica R‏ @LaDolceRica Jul 9
        Replying to @RNickGorton @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/3umexWLk8i

        1 reply 0 retweets 125 likes
      4. Vote Nov 6, yeah they sent us donuts‏ @BobSmith4152 Jul 9
        Replying to @LaDolceRica @RNickGorton @TheOnion

        It hasn't been "too soon" since #DNCConvention in Philly Casablanca was made in 1942, many in the cast and crew were refugeeshttps://youtu.be/KTsg9i6lvqU 

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      2. Wayne A. Morris‏ @Lacus09 Jul 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @JJohnsonLaw

        "We’re already letting you go, and now you think you deserve special treatment and will just be automatically paired with whichever parents you want? Jesus, there’s just no pleasing some people,” said ICE agent Patrick Buecker of the 5-year-old girl who was forcibly separated."

        2 replies 7 retweets 48 likes
      3. Wayne A. Morris‏ @Lacus09 Jul 9
        Replying to @Lacus09 @TheOnion @JJohnsonLaw

        "After forcibly separated from her parents and sisters at the border, was now “making such a huge deal” about the precise names, ages, and nationalities of the family members with whom she wished to rejoin. “ continues ICE agent, Patrick Buecker

        1 reply 4 retweets 45 likes
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      2. Linda Lazar‏ @Loaner777 Jul 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too sad to be funny right now.

        5 replies 0 retweets 69 likes
      3. MC McEmcee‏ @mattcassio76 Jul 9
        Replying to @Loaner777 @TheOnion

        Then don't read The Onion.

        1 reply 0 retweets 226 likes
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      2. Dan Lafontaine‏ @DanLafontaine_ Jul 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's getting harder and harder every day to tell the difference between satire and reality. @ICEgovpic.twitter.com/PUVawcQumV

        2 replies 6 retweets 69 likes
      3. Charles Lee‏ @Goofyfan_Chuck Jul 10
        Replying to @DanLafontaine_

        That's a fitting gif, since that comes from an episode where Data is potentially going to lose his child.

        0 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
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      1. Laura Duhan-Kaplan‏ @OnSophiaStreet Jul 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Once again, America's Finest News Source tells it like it is.

        0 replies 3 retweets 81 likes
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      2. Brandon Horan‏ @brandon_r_horan Jul 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It’s sad to see the Onion is just using direct quotes from the WH for their headlines now.

        1 reply 3 retweets 163 likes
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      2. Mr Kurd‏ @deridingderrida Jul 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        dey broke are lawz

        3 replies 0 retweets 32 likes
      3. Cody  📔‏ @Theron_Sniper Jul 9
        Replying to @deridingderrida @TheOnion

        Browk

        1 reply 0 retweets 25 likes
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      1. Chantykins‏ @Ludos_Friend Jul 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @MaraWilson

        It's pretty sad when the outrageous comedy of The Onion can't compete with the insanity of reality.

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      1. Mr. Phillips -  🗯 🏳️‍🌈 🇲🇽 ☕️ 🎬 👾‏ @sistolediastole Jul 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I applaud your efforts to try to come with bizarre headlines in one already bizarre country. Keep doing it. Comedians are strength of freedom of speech and criticism with one government like this.

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