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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 9

    Pretty Cute Watching Boston Residents Play Daily Game Of ‘Big City’ https://trib.al/K8tbbgI pic.twitter.com/eSZmbEiL0O

    7:39 AM - 9 Jul 2018
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    • 1,232 Likes
    • Cool Beans 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 Michael Foucault trifectaracing CJ Crowder Ryhan Pierre-Simon Laplace Emma Alec Chrissy Packtor
    32 replies 270 retweets 1,232 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Bubbalicious‏ @sthodson Jul 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        There was a time when the Onion was actually clever and didn't routinely resort to purposefully trying to insult people. That time has passed and those employed there seem to have a less developed sense of humor.

        13 replies 1 retweet 5 likes
      3. gale‏ @wizp__ Jul 9
        Replying to @sthodson @TheOnion

        someone lives in boston

        0 replies 1 retweet 156 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. mojoagogo‏ @mojoagogo Jul 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/d0ajAHxTvE

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      2. skeezix bohanahan‏ @CTE4LyfeDawg Jul 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        eh..as a Bostonian I think this is a misfire. Plenty of fertile ground to make fun of us. This article sucks though. The city feels crowded and expensive as it is. No one here wishes this were NYC.

        1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
      3. Max (Rez) De'Fault‏ @grandpasthong Jul 9
        Replying to @CTE4LyfeDawg @TheOnion

        Hits a little close to home doesn't it.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. skeezix bohanahan‏ @CTE4LyfeDawg Jul 9
        Replying to @grandpasthong @TheOnion

        Yes, I am deeply offended that this article was written about MY home city. Total outrage.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Max (Rez) De'Fault‏ @grandpasthong Jul 9
        Replying to @CTE4LyfeDawg @TheOnion

        Thanks. I feel better now.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Joe‏ @TheJoeDonnelly Jul 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        New city slogan - “Boston, we’re slightly larger than El Paso!”

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      2. Josh McCrain‏ @joshmccrain Jul 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @shom_mazumder

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Shom Mazumder‏ @shom_mazumder Jul 9
        Replying to @joshmccrain @TheOnion

        I could not agree with this more.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. End of conversation
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      2. kate mc‏ @katemccarthyy Jul 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @court_breiner

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      4. kate mc‏ @katemccarthyy Jul 9
        Replying to @court_breiner @TheOnion

        i snort laughed at every sentence

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      2. Joe but Spookier‏ @JoeGagsy Jul 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Absolutely hilarious only gripe is that Boston College isn’t in Boston tho 🤔

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Robert (eval 'eye) P. Levy‏ @rplevy Jul 9
        Replying to @JoeGagsy @TheOnion

        Adorable how they act as if anyone outside the Boston metropolitan area cares about which areas are "Boston Proper", something that new residents take about 5 years to figure out.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Joe but Spookier‏ @JoeGagsy Jul 9
        Replying to @rplevy @TheOnion

        You’re correct about the last part there

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Tom Crúz‏ @TCruz176 Jul 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Pretty Cute Watching The Onion Playing Daily Game Of 'We're Not Bankrupt'

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      1. nightcrawler  🌕 🕷‏ @InsomniacKem Jul 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @DB__III tuff

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