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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 8

    Amount Of Water Man Just Used To Wash Dish To Be Prize Of Hand-To-Hand Combat Match In 2065 https://trib.al/KNirFJE pic.twitter.com/HgZd34QJp4

    8:00 PM - 8 Jul 2018
    • 1,025 Retweets
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    27 replies 1,025 retweets 5,958 likes
      1. kanye west‏ @fuligin_argent Jul 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You guys aren’t even making jokes anymore, you’re just predicting the future

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      1. Roger Johnson‏ @RJohnson69 Jul 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's funny cause it is true

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      1. NikkiLynn Michaelson‏ @MichaelsonFace Jul 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too real

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      1. Luke, but like, a zombie or something like that‏ @LPL8717 Jul 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We're all going to die soonpic.twitter.com/EYjE3T2EGo

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      1. Shim_Hutch‏ @TheMattMonk Jul 8
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        I'll be long dead by then. Sweet!

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      1. SR Brant‏ @SR_Brant Jul 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Huzzah, more Eco-anxiety.

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      1. Keegan Mills‏ @fmj78 Jul 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fuck that was me...

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      1. Rocky Buckland‏ @ParagonRocky Jul 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Okay, point taken.

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      1. Polish Jew‏ @largetoegrease Jul 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Perfection

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      1. nick‏ @nickhgale Jul 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @callum_may funny concept but this headline couldn’t have less rings to it

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      1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 Jul 8
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        ...and about my 30 minute showers?pic.twitter.com/mihNOZQsMY

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      1. the empathic narcissist.‏ @SeauxAppalled Jul 8
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        LOL reminds me of when they would pour gasoline in to rivers and the ocean because it was just a byproduct of making kerosene.

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      1. Daniel‏ @nycosborne Jul 21
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        Hahahahaha

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      1. Dr. Caternet Pumpkin‏ @nowthethingis Jul 9
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        Nobody understands this

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      1. Eean Leigh‏ @ianleee11 Jul 9
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        oh

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      1. Sky Peen‏ @Sky_Penis Jul 9
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        @TheOnion has #FutureJokespic.twitter.com/FyMErqJ5bL

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      1. Neil Hooey‏ @nhooey Jul 9
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        Come on guys, it used to be a fight to the death. Way more funny.

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