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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 8

    'How Bad For The Environment Can Throwing Away One Plastic Bottle Be?' 30 Million People Wonder https://trib.al/vQTn4CD pic.twitter.com/VcgWysHcKH

    8:00 AM - 8 Jul 2018
    • 3,317 Retweets
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    38 replies 3,317 retweets 10,983 likes
      1.  🎃 🎈Bennywise the Dancing Clown 🎈 🎃‏ @ben_abramowitz Jul 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's easier to carry the guilt than to carry the bottle.

        0 replies 2 retweets 113 likes
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      2. Zachary Pernikliyski‏ @zachary1978 Jul 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Should be more like 5 billion people every day

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
      3. dickwad‏ @eavnbrwon Jul 8
        Replying to @zachary1978 @TheOnion

        I don't think 5 billion people drink out of water bottles every day

        3 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. Same Hold Arsenal‏ @MkhiMcCarthy Jul 8
        Replying to @eavnbrwon @zachary1978 @TheOnion

        Half of them don't even have access to clean water.

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      5. Zachary Pernikliyski‏ @zachary1978 Jul 8
        Replying to @MkhiMcCarthy @eavnbrwon @TheOnion

        Yes here United States there are so many city’s you should not drink the tap water

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. RobTrader‏ @RobTrader3 Jul 8
        Replying to @TheOnion @juliecjd

        $BIOAQ NO CARBON FOOTPRINTpic.twitter.com/ar6lOkw1Hq

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      1. RobTrader‏ @RobTrader3 Jul 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        $BIOAQpic.twitter.com/GB1C6EnkGN

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      2. Nick‏ @BornGlobalTees Jul 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wish there was a ban on single use petroleum plastics. There are plenty of alterative solutions such as hemp or corn, yes they have disadvantages but it's not as bad for the environment.

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
      3. Forgek‏ @forgek_ Jul 8
        Replying to @BornGlobalTees @TheOnion

        Those produce more greenhouse gases than people realize, but ultimately we should be using plant products and paper that are renewable and degrade while phasing out coal energy - that would make a significant dent in both CO2 and plastic pollution.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. savvage‏ @senpaiass Jul 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too true to be satire

        1 reply 0 retweets 27 likes
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      1. nerg‏ @BrotherBerg1 Jul 8
        Replying to @TheOnion @jaypot27

        This has to be one of the Onion’s best

        0 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
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      1. Chloe the Cat‏ @ThatChloeCat Jul 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “How Bad For The Environment Can Not Including Any Recycling Bins At Our Establishment Be?” All American Shopping Centers Wonder

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      2. Dwight Gilbert Jones‏ @humanism Jul 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Level of humor/satire on the Onion has plunged noticeably.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Red Rocky54‏ @redrocky54 Jul 8
        Replying to @humanism @TheOnion

        Number of people who don't understand satire doesn't have to be funny has risen noticeably.

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. durpx5‏ @durpx5 Jul 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And the hippy dippy counterpart to this: what good could a single person do planting a tree, eight hundred and fifty million hippies wondered on Arbor Day while tweeting at Donald Drumpf.

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      2. Baka Karasu 烏‏ @BakaKarasu Jul 8
        Replying to @TheOnion @eileen_gunn

        Well, 7 going on 8 billion. people.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Aieeeee! Gunn‏ @eileen_gunn Jul 8
        Replying to @BakaKarasu @TheOnion

        But only half of them care enough to ask the question....

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. NatalieL.‏ @Nat8778 Jul 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @_DanielleLeGrow I thought u would get a laugh out of that headline 🤷🏼‍♀️

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Danielle LeGrow‏ @_DanielleLeGrow Jul 8
        Replying to @Nat8778 @TheOnion

        Yup!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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