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God being worried about fucking up his children is a massive step up from catholic priests who enjoy fucking children.
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You’re supposed to post satire
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Ow the edge
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So much for that “free will” experiment!


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I'll make them in my image. Oh look how awful they are. Better drown them
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You forgot covering them in volcanic ash, or burying them under earthquakes.
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It must be hard being The Onion since President Trump was sworn in. Normal would be more satirical than the crazy libturdia cooks up these days.
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Yay another “us vs them” Trumpard...
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You don't seem to have much of a contribution. Seems like an "us vs them" Libturd thing. Your High Horse seems more like a Shetland pony.
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Can you hold a conversation without the schoolyard name-calling? I doubt it.
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I’ll take that as a no, then. When you grow up and can act like an adult, you’re welcome to try again.
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Truth more profound then the book it satires.
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Actual advice my dad gave on child-rearing after 50 years of doing it: "There isn't much you can do to make them turn out the way you want, just try not to fuck them up too much."
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