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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 8

    God Worried He Fucked Up His Children https://trib.al/xxuuJdT pic.twitter.com/1ebhlXQs3F

    6:30 AM - 8 Jul 2018
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    • S c a r e d y   F o n t Autumn Christal 💛🇬🇹🇳🇮 Dead Chance SandpaperC0nd0m Daniel Gable hollie, but spooky 👻 Jeremy Wells
    42 replies 471 retweets 2,806 likes
      1. Bukerbabe  🌻 🕊️‏ @Athens7316 Jul 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/FvjHzilz8p

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      1. Scottish Trump Watcher‏ @ScotTrumpWatch Jul 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        God being worried about fucking up his children is a massive step up from catholic priests who enjoy fucking children.

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      1. Blue Magoo‏ @AlethicLogic Jul 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/p0IEKzp9eg

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      1. Dhruv‏ @MRhinduheat Jul 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        hindu gods not worried at allpic.twitter.com/2cFHVmlWXf

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      2. disgusted dedede‏ @Disgusted_DDD Jul 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You’re supposed to post satire

        1 reply 1 retweet 12 likes
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      4. disgusted dedede‏ @Disgusted_DDD Jul 8
        Replying to @MontanaMan618 @TheOnion

        Ow the edge

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      1. Petr Shugurov‏ @GatecrasherUA Jul 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Are you, @TheTweetOfGod? Are you really?

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      1. mdturner‏ @mdturner Jul 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So much for that “free will” experiment!😱😎😁

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      2. Scott Marshall‏ @ScottAMarshall Jul 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'll make them in my image. Oh look how awful they are. Better drown them

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. ViewtfulHero‏ @ViewtfulHero Jul 8
        Replying to @ScottAMarshall @TheOnion

        You forgot covering them in volcanic ash, or burying them under earthquakes.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. LeopardsSpots‏ @LeopardsSpots1 Jul 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It must be hard being The Onion since President Trump was sworn in. Normal would be more satirical than the crazy libturdia cooks up these days.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Ty Vulpine‏ @TyVulpintaur Jul 8
        Replying to @LeopardsSpots1 @TheOnion

        Yay another “us vs them” Trumpard...

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. LeopardsSpots‏ @LeopardsSpots1 Jul 8
        Replying to @TyVulpintaur @TheOnion

        You don't seem to have much of a contribution. Seems like an "us vs them" Libturd thing. Your High Horse seems more like a Shetland pony.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Ty Vulpine‏ @TyVulpintaur Jul 8
        Replying to @LeopardsSpots1 @TheOnion

        Can you hold a conversation without the schoolyard name-calling? I doubt it.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      7. Ty Vulpine‏ @TyVulpintaur Jul 8
        Replying to @LeopardsSpots1 @TheOnion

        I’ll take that as a no, then. When you grow up and can act like an adult, you’re welcome to try again.

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      1. Curiousferret‏ @Curiousferret1 Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @Rushmore0Miles

        Truth more profound then the book it satires.

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      1. Mad Dog‏ @themaddog52 Jul 8
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        @SlaytonBenjamin

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      1. Molly--Always Votes--Crofts‏ @MankyBrasser Jul 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Actual advice my dad gave on child-rearing after 50 years of doing it: "There isn't much you can do to make them turn out the way you want, just try not to fuck them up too much."

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