THIS. IS. NOT. A. JOKE.
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Then, she unselfishly offers her old swimsuits for guests to wear. Surprisingly, no takers. She swims alone.
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Good. He’s an asshole and there’s no way I’m going into his pool. He probably has snakes in there
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In South Florida that's not a problem.
#Florida
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Naked party yay!
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I think the Coworker has conned you
@TheOnion those people are cardboard cutouts. And no peanuts.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Well, they brought their appetite. Good times.
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But underwear.
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@LaurenDellOlio I'm pretty sure I've tweeted this at you before. I need new material.




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@sam_wise7 you got a pair of shorts I could borrow to swim at your place? I forgot mine this timeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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So, how is Alan Dershowitz?
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Remembered to leave after lunch
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Who needs clothes for swimming anyways :P
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I didn’t forget. I made a choice…
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This even smells awkward
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Damn, I was gonna bring it too.
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