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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 7

    Man Wearing Low-Cut Swimsuit As Though Public Pool A Sun-Kissed Sardinian Cove https://trib.al/BWTpbjz pic.twitter.com/cNgskhh6ga

    8:00 AM - 7 Jul 2018
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    17 replies 146 retweets 1,602 likes
      1. Blandishmentbob‏ @Blandishmentbob Jul 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It could be a lot worse

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      1. Halloween Name Pending‏ @steaks Jul 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        These are low cut? Y'all prudes over there. 😂

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Jul 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The hunk joggling his blue balls in the pool is gooooorgeous and ‘steals the show.’

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      1. Jim Sivigny‏ @jsivigny Jul 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I prefer my Euro speedo in public pools!

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      1. Captain Obvious ⚛‏ @ashr Jul 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @eblove31

        That is seriously a photo of me in Mallorca.

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      1. Tom Etten‏ @vernonmarsh Jul 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Funny but, if you want to swim laps, those big board-short things are a super drag.

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      1. Snif‏ @hapsnip1 Jul 7
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        pic.twitter.com/IecTfrvoCC

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Jul 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        His private retreat

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      1. twi++er EL‏ @eeeee14212 Jul 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Women wear bra and panties excuse me I mean swim suits

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      1. Keith Wheeler‏ @keithwheeler42 Jul 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I´m glad that I found the #DeepOnion project. They have a serious dev team and a lot of good features. I recommend to take a look into this project. They have a great potential, 100% sure! @DeepOnion $ONION @deeponionx

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      1. Dillon Strange‏ @Jacktheclownman Jul 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sexy 😋😁

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      1. GARY KILLPACK‏ @JNE4KLPK Jul 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        no worries the other guy found his balls.

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      1. Bright World Of‏ @bright_world_of Jul 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A classic

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      1. the empathic narcissist.‏ @SeauxAppalled Jul 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        just as bad as the old man who walks around the locker room butt naked without a towel.

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Jul 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion, Clickhole Brace for Layoffs. More time for the Onion Man Wearing Low-Cut Swimsuit to spend by the pool.

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      1. Sukka Cockatoo‏ @SukkaCockatoo Jul 7
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        Don't you worry,I'll get that son of a bitch.RETROTONES

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