Damn right! The beach towel is a family's flag!
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From dawn to dusk we will defend them with our honor !!!
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And the beach towel ,,,,....actually mostly with beach towels hardly any honor !
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@brawnergreer, legal opinion please. -
I would have to look into it in more detail, but I think the family desiring the allegedly claimed chairs is allowed to request trial by combat to resolve the dispute. But could be rock, paper, scissors in some jurisdictions
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This does not however work well in a McDonald's.
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I appreciate you responding to a DM in a tweet because it’s an elite dad move.
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instantly made me think of your apartment saga
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this is instantly my favorite onion article of all time
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Ah yes, the towel battle of 2014...we lost a lot of brave men that day...
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House Stark next to the lazy river
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What's your take on the towel left on the lounge move
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sucks for people who don't have early entry on a hot day, there's no way you get a chair.
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What about when there’s a pair of old shoes at the foot of the lounger but no towel. Fair game?
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Nah gotta have a towel.
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