But chlorine!
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Chlorine = no homo
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Um, what?
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Hillary Clinton might like it
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wut
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My favorite Onion article of all time. I literally read it aloud to
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this is great, but the amazon delivery service one is still my fave.
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Link? I’m curious now.
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I remember this one! Hilarious (Slay
), but I’ll still have to defer to “scrotal skin.”
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Either borrow my bathing suit or swin naaked - It is your choice
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Those people always call it a "bathing suit," too.
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Gets me every year.
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Do you shake hands with people?
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Do you shake scrotums with people?
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Only indirectly.
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Pool owner has pool water that’s been all up in everywhere that you can play in and swallow a little
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isn't that Mark from Parks and Rec
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