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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 6

    Mom Spends Beach Vacation Assuming All Household Duties In Closer Proximity To Ocean https://trib.al/EE78i3z pic.twitter.com/eOhpYMJ6zY

    7:22 AM - 6 Jul 2018
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    • Deer Lord Lucas DeJesus Cody Goebel Cole Forrest Josiah Shields Ditzy, but not cute Katie Slusher Michelle Hume sic
    35 replies 487 retweets 3,497 likes
      1. Alex‏ @Alex_2K5 Jul 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “It must be exciting to make a different set of beds.” “I know you’re joking—but it is!”pic.twitter.com/i68FlrYifT

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      1. Amelia (like the pilot)‏ @amelia_snelling Jul 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Unfortunately this is all too true

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      1.  🐓Captn #Apron 🍒‏ @HoggsBison Jul 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

         🐓Captn #Apron 🍒 Retweeted SimpsonsQOTD

        https://twitter.com/simpsonsqotd/status/987319898123702279?s=21 …

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        SimpsonsQOTD @SimpsonsQOTD
        “But Marge, you deserve a vacation. It's a chance for you to clean up after us in a whole other state!” pic.twitter.com/dq4sr9gxxP
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      1. St. Fidgeta‏ @saintfidgeta Jul 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Every family vacation ever.

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      1. gturner2012‏ @gturner2012 Jul 6
        Replying to @TheOnion @GTurnerDublin

        That's me looking out of the window in inchydoney

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      2. aramblingcollective‏ @8while4 Jul 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Me and this other woman gently explained to bloke at work that self-catering is not considered a holiday for those who usually do the cooking, childcare and domestic duties. Those people are usually women, so they don't actually get a holiday.

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      3. Jesse‏ @Schwag_E_Mcgee Jul 6
        Replying to @8while4 @TheOnion

        This speaks more to neuroticism than the fact she doesn't get a chance to enjoy a beach vacation because of her motherly duties.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Paul Mosher‏ @PaulMosher Jul 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It’s Dad duty at our house, and this is exactly what’s been happening this week.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. angellique‏ @phunchurchgirl Jul 6
        Replying to @PaulMosher @TheOnion

        I have to get one of those

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. JusticeLeague‏ @TheAldridges Jul 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That is no Onion story. Nothing like cooking for 12 instead of 4 to say "no thanks- I'll pass this year on the beach house invite"

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      1. Jenniferocious Howlard‏ @HowFashionating Jul 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ugggggggh this is unfortunately all too true. 😩😂

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      1. Reefer Madness Elon‏ @RickSmi51253178 Jul 6
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        God damn this is brutal

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      1. Jane‏ @janebryant19481 Jul 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Been there.

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      2. Maureen Dougherty‏ @MaurDoc Jul 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I get to clean up for double the amount of people when I go on vacay

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      1. Pasta Valente‏ @pastavalente Jul 8
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        tragic but true

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      1. OneAngryMotherfucker‏ @MaxComas Jul 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        False. Aint no one stepping in my kitchen

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      1. gloria‏ @pennydebacco Jul 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I feel ya Catherine. Every single time.

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      1. ned watrshed‏ @watrshedned Jul 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        get you some booze an let em pile up mom

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      1. Ed Drennen‏ @EdDrennen1 Jul 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So unfair and true!pic.twitter.com/whgrn1ipqi

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