Oof this one hit close to home
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Conversely, I’m a loveable fuckup viewed as having her shit together.
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Not sure who these people are that respond to The Onion.
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This hits a little too close to home
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Not sure where you got my picture.
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Good for him
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Damn. Impressions (bad/good) last. Many humans seem to need to hang on to others' dark days. Makes 'em feel better about themselves?
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Me minus the ‘got shit together’ part.
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God!!! I love you Onion!
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I never authorized my life story to be published

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JR Smith?
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Definitely confirmed still a fuckup
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This is EXACTLY like me!!! Well, except I haven't gotten my shit together yet.
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Me tooo! I find the only way you can shake preconceptions of friends & fam is to murder them all in their beds & move to a new city.
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And don't you find it suuper annoying when you go to murder them and they smugly whisper out with their last words "knew it..."
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I did not give you permission for this story on me
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Sometimes it’s good to be underestimated.
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