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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 5

    Man Who Got Shit Together 5 Years Ago Still Viewed As Lovable Fuckup By Friends, Family https://trib.al/7YWahWS pic.twitter.com/Kkc7DXnsvE

    8:32 PM - 5 Jul 2018
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    • 𝕔𝕖𝕣𝕥𝕚𝕗𝕚𝕖𝕕 𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕝𝕒 𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕥 atthehushharbor Kendrick ju Red L Baby Root Oscar Chamorro Runic Michael Foucault
    41 replies 633 retweets 4,335 likes
      1. Sandalman‏ @OGSandalman Jul 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oof this one hit close to home

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      1. Mary of Austin‏ @SnapPopCrackle Jul 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Conversely, I’m a loveable fuckup viewed as having her shit together.

        0 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
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      1. Permanent Saturday‏ @ursa_turbo Jul 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not sure who these people are that respond to The Onion.

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      1. Dean Ricardo‏ @edean760 Jul 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This hits a little too close to home

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      1. Ragnar‏ @Riskarr5 Jul 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not sure where you got my picture.

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      1. spook mood‏ @Vento_meme Jul 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Good for him

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      1. laura meier‏ @frenzy_meier Jul 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Damn. Impressions (bad/good) last. Many humans seem to need to hang on to others' dark days. Makes 'em feel better about themselves? @TheOnion hits close to home again...with humor.

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      1. Manjit S. Toor  🇨🇦‏ @manjit_toor98 Jul 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Me minus the ‘got shit together’ part.

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      1. Shah Wahidy _ 🇦🇫‏ @shahwahidy Jul 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        God!!! I love you Onion!

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      1. Ceasar‏ @kingofkings247 Jul 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I never authorized my life story to be published 😣😣

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      2. Joe Seppi‏ @Slide_Piece37 Jul 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        JR Smith?

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      3. ONΞ POSITIVΞ DUDΞ 😎‏ @OnePositiveDude Jul 6
        Replying to @Slide_Piece37 @TheOnion

        Definitely confirmed still a fuckup

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Cyrano's Nose‏ @Cyranos_Nose Jul 6
        Replying to @TheOnion @MrsAlSwearengen

        This is EXACTLY like me!!! Well, except I haven't gotten my shit together yet.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3.  🎃 🖤Leeches  ☠️ Swearengen 🖤 🎃‏ @MrsAlSwearengen Jul 6
        Replying to @Cyranos_Nose @TheOnion

        Me tooo! I find the only way you can shake preconceptions of friends & fam is to murder them all in their beds & move to a new city.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Cyrano's Nose‏ @Cyranos_Nose Jul 6
        Replying to @MrsAlSwearengen @TheOnion

        And don't you find it suuper annoying when you go to murder them and they smugly whisper out with their last words "knew it..."

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      1. Beth Baker‏ @beth0baker Jul 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😂

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      1.  ❄️Brendan Audia 🎃‏ @AudiaBrendan Jul 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I did not give you permission for this story on me

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      1. Craig B‏ @craig58 Jul 5
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        Sometimes it’s good to be underestimated.

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