Oh sure when a woman does it she finds her noble suitor. But when I do it I have if leave the water park
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The problem here as a potential suitor is that there’s no way to tell if you’re seeing a single woman or a goddess which will turn you to a deer to be torn apart by your own hunting dogs. Advising this practice is irresponsible of the experts.
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Also recommend that they look like the model. And they shouldn't get eaten by bears.
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Or a water tower with your sisters. I learned that one from "Petticoat Junction"!
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...where the church elders will spy on her, try to blackmail her into having sex with them, accuse her of adultery when she refuses, put her on trial...
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It’s how I met my wife!
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Ok, but sometimes women bathing in an open stream are nymphs who are just going to drown you. There has to be a better way.
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Thanks for making me laugh!
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This just in: American streams are actually just rivers of poison from agricultural and manufacturing run off. Bathing no longer advised
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That'd only work in Scotland for those who're happy knowing that their "perfect match" is a sad, weird loner, willing to wait - for many days and hours - somewhere secluded downstream, to collect their bloated, lifeless corpse, and take it home for "friendship... maybe more!"
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I'm saying, it's too cold to bathe in Scottish rivers. It could be fatal!
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No true Scotsman would ever say such a thing!
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One just did. (see above)
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Must watch movie folks
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