I bet parents there are under a lot of pressure.
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Well, I heard that Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids. In fact it’s cold as hell.
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Plus, there is no one there to raise them. If you did.
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And all this science, I don’t understand... It’s just my job 5 days a week for goodness sake!
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Yeah, that would probably help. If you look hard enough, all answers are in song lyrics, or blowing in the wind.
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Likely due to the immense pressure put on children there. And the poor folks who start at the bottom, never had a chance.
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I am DEEPLY disturbed by this...
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*weak-ish rimshot*
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This is Abyssmal.
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Excuse me? I've raised all 30 of my merman children down in that trench, and they grew up to be perfectly fine and productive. I will NOT take this slander. The Onion is fake news. Unfollowed and blocked.
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Came for the puns. Stayed from the pressure (ouch).
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“Look, I was raised in the Mariana Trench and I turned out okay,” says your grandad
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"When I was your age, we didn't have no fancy 'air' to breathe. And we were constantly under immense pressure."
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housing prices fell in the Mariana Trench this morning after a report from the Onion
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It's very hard to grow up next to a tube worm.
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there goes my plans for raising a family
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There's no way I'm the only one who saw an ass in the picture
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