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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 4

    Report: All Things Aside, American Flag Still Looks Pretty Good Majestically Billowing In Wind https://trib.al/CI5PNza pic.twitter.com/JlTbkXL7Qy

    4:33 PM - 4 Jul 2018
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    • Louie (away until Nov. 4) Rc4749 Bryan Wilson VioletViva Jackie Moritz Anthony L a humble bumble 🐝 Anthony Flazzmucci
    45 replies 629 retweets 3,054 likes
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      2. Аясніё Моояэ‏ @ArchieM00re Jul 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Looks like oppression.

        1 reply 3 retweets 3 likes
      3. Blitz‏ @ODST_Blitz Jul 4
        Replying to @ArchieM00re @TheOnion

        Ever been to Turkey??

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Аясніё Моояэ‏ @ArchieM00re Jul 4
        Replying to @ODST_Blitz @TheOnion

        Ever been a #NativeAmerican living under occupation of your own lands?

        1 reply 2 retweets 2 likes
      5. Blitz‏ @ODST_Blitz Jul 4
        Replying to @ArchieM00re @TheOnion

        elaborate

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6.  🖐️ BonyRabbit  🖐️‏ @bony_rabbit Jul 4
        Replying to @ODST_Blitz @ArchieM00re @TheOnion

        Read some history.

        1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
      7. Blitz‏ @ODST_Blitz Jul 4
        Replying to @bony_rabbit @ArchieM00re @TheOnion

        Ohhh they meant history. I was thinking current day. Yea people have done fucked up shit

        0 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
      8. End of conversation
      1. Mandaliet‏ @teiladnam Jul 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yeah, that's one thing I'm not sick of about my country. At least our flag looks cool.

        0 replies 0 retweets 26 likes
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      2. Chad O'Dell Roberts‏ @TheArtofChad Jul 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don't *all* flags look good, majestically billowing in the wind? I mean, the flag for Camp Snoopy looks like something you'd be willing to lay down your life for when it's majestically billowing in the wind....

        1 reply 1 retweet 6 likes
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      1. FiresideLemons‏ @FiresideLem0ns Jul 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Happy 'Murica Day

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      1. Freddy Barnett‏ @FredBarnett9 Jul 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A lone BRAVE black woman against all odds has made a powerful statement akin to the Boston Tea Party. She is truly heroic. Miss Liberty.

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      2. Richard Dunda‏ @RichardDunda Jul 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        New version in the works ?pic.twitter.com/Frl4lfNa9P

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. Vuvu-Zala‏ @Clutterbuck__ Jul 4
        Replying to @RichardDunda @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/phCmWuWrCB

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      1. Spectre Haunting Europe 🚩 👻‏ @SocialistyMemes Jul 4
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        pic.twitter.com/nJTZw3XH9L

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      1. Dead Letter Orifice‏ @stacktdeck Jul 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I gotta think 80-90% of the impetus behind this post was to draw out literalistic trolls who don’t understand satire for the writers’ amusement.

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      1. MLP‏ @MLPSTA Jul 4
        Replying to @TheOnion @moorehn

        Unfortunately in reality under “dark clouds” that are all across this nationpic.twitter.com/vPgCIZVRto

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      1. Real Fake News‏ @RealFakeNew Jul 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It always does...

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      1. Leah Marcal‏ @LeahMarcal Jul 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Looks way better than Trump’s hair in the wind!

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      1. Freddie‏ @maxfresim Jul 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Makes me feel like it should be dripping the blood of all the victims the people killed by people flying this flag flying "majestically in the wind"

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