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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 3

    Statue Of Liberty Corporation To Shut Down All But New York Flagship Statue https://trib.al/ee973L5 pic.twitter.com/LpIKlXPLvr

    3:27 PM - 3 Jul 2018
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    11 replies 57 retweets 507 likes
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      2. ᴅᴇᴄᴏᴅᴇᴅ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴛʏ‏ @DecodedReality Jul 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If you understand the symbolism of this statue you know it's the opposite of liberty

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      3. Bryan Ross‏ @Byu_bob Jul 3
        Replying to @DecodedReality @TheOnion

        Do go on

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      4. ᴅᴇᴄᴏᴅᴇᴅ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴛʏ‏ @DecodedReality Jul 3
        Replying to @Byu_bob @TheOnion

        It's a satanic idol right there in New York harbor. You know where we got it from? French freemasons. What makes it patriotic? Why is it? It’s a statue of a false goddess, the Queen of Heaven. We don’t get liberty from a false goddess folks. Shall I break it down even further?

        5 replies 2 retweets 2 likes
      5. Bryan Ross‏ @Byu_bob Jul 3
        Replying to @DecodedReality @TheOnion

        Sure you can see it that way, but most people see it as a symbol of liberty, which is really what matters

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. ᴅᴇᴄᴏᴅᴇᴅ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴛʏ‏ @DecodedReality Jul 3
        Replying to @Byu_bob @TheOnion

        What matters are the true intentions of the creator, the original meaning. You can't twist the truth to your benefit and call it the truth. You're a perfect example of a brainwashed sheep.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. TITOIPR  🇵🇷‏ @titowebjunkie Jul 3
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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Jul 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Freedom is a Flagship, keep that afloat.

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Jul 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ...and Deported.https://www.redbubble.com/people/alex4444/works/30222852-deported?p=metal-print&rel=carousel …

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      1. Peter Khan‏ @khanpeter41 Jul 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I just love PoS coins, you buy, you stake and you earn. On top of that it protects the chain from 51% attacks, win win @DeepOnionx #DeepOnion $ONION

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      1. .‏ @screedful Jul 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bummer. I really liked the one in France.

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      1. Jim Hunter‏ @LexJim1 Jul 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I can't wait to see the reaction to this one. You're going to set records of replies from those who have no clue what @TheOnion is. 🤣

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      1. Sue Hutchinson‏ @rangerwyld Jul 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Who is having a nervous breakdown and has had to go on compassionate leave.

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      1. *’ḩ̴̙̠̲̮͕̊̓͑̈́̌̈́̋̀̆͗̃́͜.• ę̷̢̨̛̛̪̲̣̂̆͗̉͂͜^ spooky‏ @olliking11 Jul 3
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      1. Silversalty‏ @Silversalty Jul 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Shades of McDonald's trying to trademark ban a centuries old Scottish MacDonald society .. there's that one in Paris.

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