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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 3

    Scientists Trace Heat Wave To Massive Star At Center Of Solar System https://trib.al/HaF72GW pic.twitter.com/6D0dfZ80Fx

    8:59 AM - 3 Jul 2018
    • 2,850 Retweets
    • 9,254 Likes
    • Jay The Salad Dad Dork Sean McLean Linda Westlake John Druva Middle-Aged Man JustSoYouKnow Keith W. Peterson
    160 replies 2,850 retweets 9,254 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Brennan Hutson‏ @brenanthehutson Jul 3
        Replying to @binlava @TheOnion

        https://i.redd.it/91k849xrrr711.jpg … you made it to reddit

        0 replies 0 retweets 52 likes
      3. End of conversation
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      2. holmezieman  🌐‏ @dariepearjuice Jul 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is this the first time that the title for a post from the onion has been true?

        3 replies 0 retweets 46 likes
      3. Thomas W  👉 😎 👉‏ @wiczulis2018 Jul 3
        Replying to @dariepearjuice @TheOnion

        Not the first. There was an article a few months ago with the title "Studies show everyone in America hates each other."

        2 replies 1 retweet 112 likes
      4. 1 more reply
      1. New conversation
      2. Mike‏ @Kase1586 Jul 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/wiyVzbHYap

        1 reply 3 retweets 50 likes
      3. Jacob Lysinger‏ @jacoblysinger Jul 4
        Replying to @Kase1586 @TheOnion

        Just turn off the sun, amiright

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Buckley Wilkinson‏ @BHWilkinson78 Jul 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Pretty sure The Onion has shifted its mission from satire to finding the best headline to get the most idiots to eat the onion

        2 replies 0 retweets 73 likes
      3. Lai Zhen Zhang  🌐‏ @DDX97 Jul 3
        Replying to @BHWilkinson78 @TheOnion

        More content for /r/AteTheOnion so I don't mind

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
      4. i need calcium‏ @ssshandyyy Jul 4
        Replying to @DDX97 @BHWilkinson78 @TheOnion

        Don't forget r/woooosh

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. yourpalHarvey  🐇  🏴  👓 ⌚️ 🥃‏ @yourpalHarvey Jul 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No. Time for the onion to start looking at climate change seriously. It’s happening all the time while you make your bland little jokes Why not use your platform to be part of the solution? Is the onion 100% sustainable? Do your jokes distract or sharpen awareness?

        8 replies 1 retweet 0 likes
      3. First World Problems #NeverAgain‏ @wpissues Jul 4
        Replying to @yourpalHarvey @TheOnion

        This does help— it can get people thinking about the actual cause of climate change, which affects weather patterns. Also, they’re a SATIRE site. Here’s a handy dandy screenshot of the definition of satire 👍🏻pic.twitter.com/pOTMTDGp34

        1 reply 0 retweets 28 likes
      4. yourpalHarvey  🐇  🏴  👓 ⌚️ 🥃‏ @yourpalHarvey Jul 4
        Replying to @wpissues @TheOnion

        Nowhere does the definition state that the purpose of satire is to confuse or to draw attention away from social problems or the misbehavior of the powerful. Nor does your definition state that doing so actually helps solve anything Have a nice day!

        3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. First World Problems #NeverAgain‏ @wpissues Jul 5
        Replying to @yourpalHarvey @TheOnion

        Satire confuses plenty of people. It even confused you, obviously.

        0 replies 1 retweet 51 likes
      6. End of conversation
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      2. Phil Swift‏ @real_phil_swift Jul 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It’s not a massive star. It’s a middle sized star

        2 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
      3. Eric Muirhead‏ @emuirhead Jul 3
        Replying to @real_phil_swift @TheOnion

        What are you talking about. It's the largest star in the solar system.

        3 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
      4. Donnicton‏ @Donnicton Jul 4
        Replying to @emuirhead @real_phil_swift @TheOnion

        Stop fat shaming the star.

        0 replies 1 retweet 6 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. Cher Mc‏ @20cherMc Jul 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The scientists are in the pocket of the sunscreen and fan companies. The earth is flat and heat comes from the moon heating us from the opposite side of where we are

        5 replies 3 retweets 58 likes
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      2. James‏ @WombatFerrari Jul 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yeah, but it’s just a theory

        3 replies 1 retweet 58 likes
      3.  🇺🇸iSig 🌹Freud 🇺🇸‏ @iSigFreud Jul 3
        Replying to @WombatFerrari @TheOnion

        No. There is 97% consensus. Therefore we need to increasee taxes & setup a cap-and trade market so the wealthy become even more wealthy.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. celew‏ @celewable Jul 3
        Replying to @iSigFreud @WombatFerrari @TheOnion

        A gaayme theeeerii

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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