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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 3

    Each Member Of Family On Edge As Vacation Has Gone By Without One Blowout Fight https://trib.al/XSzkXTJ pic.twitter.com/SwPC7witNQ

    5:45 AM - 3 Jul 2018
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    19 replies 328 retweets 2,212 likes
      1.  🍭 Tyrantula  🎃‏ @crocsushi Jul 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "its day 6 and they still haven't realized I've replaced him"pic.twitter.com/dW6zxMm49o

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      2. Arjun Kaycee‏ @kethwin999 Jul 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is it me or does that girl look like Ted Cruz?

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. Needs more sleep‏ @ManyOverFew Jul 4
        Replying to @kethwin999 @TheOnion

        Now I can't unsee it.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Tracy Sorensen‏ @Squawkingalah Jul 4
        Replying to @TheOnion @badjerry_1

        You gotta have your blow out fight & get it over with. Me n my sister get it done in the first 20 mins then 2 hour sulk then we’re sorted. Until next time.

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      1. Jake Leber‏ @JakeLeberCLE Jul 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @shawn_humphrey they look like Tim and Eric people.

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      1. nahflix‏ @nahflix Jul 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I know not what weapons family argument 3 will be fought with, but family argument 4 will be fought with sticks, stones and the monopoly board

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      1. Gifthorse Dentist‏ @toandfro1979 Jul 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's true. Families are the worst!

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      1. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Jul 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It’s only a matter of time before someone snaps

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      1. Eric‏ @ewwwwic Jul 3
        Replying to @TheOnion @jessica_korth

        Lol

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      1. nash‏ @silverdragon113 Jul 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fake News. No way that this has ever happened in the history of humanity.

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      2. ᴿʸᵃⁿ‏ @DJMullyD Jul 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @clairethoughts_

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      1. AT‏ @alyssaatrudeau Jul 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @wardonkey they should take note from my family and opt to rile each other up during the highly tense period of packing up the car before hitting the road.

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      1. lindsay Ranii‏ @squirt2178 Jul 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So true

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      1. Matt Alba‏Verified account @mattalbaPHL17 Jul 4
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        @harryalba

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Jul 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Their Vacation Has Gone By Without One Blowout Fight Till Greg Mosshart Decided To Invite The "Shunned" Alan Dershowitz for dinner.

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Jul 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Calm before the crime scene

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      1. Tiffany‏ @Tiffany61290801 Jul 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😍😍😍😘😘@neilcandelora

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      1. i get sad‏ @tentmum Jul 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        There really wasn’t a generic angry family photo they could use??? They had to do the creepy photoshop?

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