People are always thinking about “me” they don’t have time to think about “tree” 

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Did it bark at them? Say bough-wow?
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I literally cannot read this headline. Is there a word missing? I'm probably an idiot so please correct me.
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No, I had to read it three times myself. THE tree outside THE window IS upset THAT THE man just changed THE channel. Poor tree...
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This is awesome. Made me laugh out loud. Classic Onion! Keep it up!
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Not your best work imho
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Onion scraping bottom of barrel with this one.
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The parents need to get whatever help their kids need. The schools can not raise the kids
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Was it a Trump rally he was watching?
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Uncle Greg did it didn't he? Told u not to invite that douche bag this year!
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How can you tell?
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