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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 2

    Uncle Greg To Attempt Comeback At Family Barbecue https://trib.al/MjG70Sj pic.twitter.com/pQYX0OwuQw

    3:36 PM - 2 Jul 2018
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    36 replies 239 retweets 1,667 likes
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      2. PlasmWraith151‏ @MiiJake2018 Jul 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Greg has burned too many bridges (and patties).

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
      3. DJ Nimbus‏ @FreestyleWild Jul 2
        Replying to @MiiJake2018 @TheOnion

        Remember when Greg got drunk and went on a rant and flipped over the BBQ because he was mad about soy? Yeah, me too😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
      4.  👻 🎃thx 3️⃣ 1️⃣88 💀 ☠️‏ @thx3188 Jul 2
        Replying to @FreestyleWild @TheOnion

        i feel personally attacked by this fr

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. DJ Nimbus‏ @FreestyleWild Jul 2
        Replying to @thx3188 @TheOnion

        Imagine how the soy feels. Hell of an apology, Greg.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Jerk Store‏ @jerk_store_ Jul 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Give it up Greg.

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      1.  👻 🦇LORI 🕷️ 🕸️ 🎃 💀‏ @LORIJCOOPER Jul 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He tries this every damn year!

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      1. Squinty McGee‏ @ProfessorGrains Jul 2
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        He then gets too drunk and yells at his brother in law Steve. Steve then is forced to “put his foot down.” “I’m sorry Rachel, but your brother just isn’t welcome here anymore.” Wow

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      1. Philip Faiss‏ @philoweenshow Jul 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I am THAT uncle, unfortunately.

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      1. Spooky Time‏ @BostonBaller13 Jul 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What? Did he choke in a game of cornhole or something?

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      1. Will (he/him/his) 🏳️‍🌈 #LGBTQIA‏ @WillPolitico Jul 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Go uncle Greg! O' and keep your hands off the neices and nephew's !!!😡😡😡😡

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      1. Zac Mikrut‏ @Zac_Mikrut Jul 2
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        @David_M_Piazza

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      1. Michael E. Blackberg‏ @MEBlackberg Jul 2
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        If HE comes, he can eat the mashed potatoes he used as an ash tray at my time. Yup. I saved them.

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      1. alva‏ @aktaskalle Jul 2
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        damn it greg

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      1. Sam‏ @SamuelMacNeil Jul 2
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      1. Lost in Cyberspace‏ @cyberspace01010 Jul 2
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        We’ve all been Uncle Greg, or have been one or two cups of sangria from being Uncle Greg so don’t judge.

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      1. A Dave Swarbrick Ditty‏ @adaveditty Jul 2
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        Okay, but he'd better be possessed by the spirit of a small Victorian child or some other kooky quirk this season.

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