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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 2

    Jonathan Papelbon's 95 mph Water Balloon Ruins Family Barbecue https://trib.al/z9CIoso pic.twitter.com/QQPKQZOOnd

    12:14 PM - 2 Jul 2018
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      2. Zoo With Roy‏ @zoowithroy Jul 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        *89 tops

        4 replies 1 retweet 61 likes
      3. Sean Shank‏ @Pennsyltuckian1 Jul 2
        Replying to @zoowithroy @TheOnion

        He blamed the barbecue’s failure on other family members who “lacked passion”

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Joey Flyntz‏ @jflyntzsportz Jul 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Are you talking about a 2005 barbecue? No chance Pap is throwing above 87 at this point.

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      1. TG‏ @Czario Jul 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The balloon throw was fair as it was part of the game. The choking the kid afterwards seemed a bit much.

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      1. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Jul 2
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        Lmao poor kid man

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      1. Jonny Radtke‏Verified account @JonnyRadtke Jul 2
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        @whatthesean 🤣

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      1. Max Mikewell‏ @mmaxwelljr Jul 2
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        @Mark_Trova @thetrovester classic Papelbon

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      1. chance massey‏ @cmassey24 Jul 2
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        @philam1925 Pap throwing heat at the kids lol

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      1. David Derek Thomas‏ @dthomas90027 Jul 2
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        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Bt3RVBK1S8&t=1m58s …

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      1. Brad Byers‏ @byers02 Jul 2
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        @RickyBaseball_5 @Deja__Moo

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      1. James‏ @jamesdiscourse Jul 2
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        Jonathan is a little monster. I knew he'd end up on the wrong side of a good time.

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      1. The Mario‏ @busterofballz Jul 2
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        Kids today aren’t equipped to take a solid nut shot. I blame rock and roll.

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      1. Philly Emergy‏ @jfox873 Jul 3
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        Uncle Blue got in Paps face but F that kid, don’t play if you can’t take the heat. #softAssKidspic.twitter.com/GHBPT4es1q

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      1. odubel’s hairerra‏ @bxe1234 Jul 2
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        No way is he still touching 95.

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        @jtarg23 @p_terrr

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      1. Philippe‏ @Philippe_Tweets Jul 2
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      1. Shah 👀ster‏ @Shahooster Jul 2
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        Shut up, kid. You’re lucky he didn’t throw a spitter.

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