It's because she's tired and feels dead inside.
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True story.
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Because she planned the outing, packed everything for the whole family, refereed sibling fights in the car while driving, and earned the dough to pay for it all! Let her sit in peace!
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Update: She has been joined by 3 more Moms, the discussion topic over coffee is unapparent at this time.
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Just like my mom
@GemCrypto@TheObsessions@haybrittnayy and@machinegunkelly she’s the best ever I love her so much, as long as im@happy she’s happyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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That's some damn accurate reporting.
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Turns out, she was not a mum after all but an Al Qaeda terrorist plotting suicide bombing to kill all the mosquito.
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Its called the Manchurian Candidate Syndrome, or MCS...anybody want orange slices...juice pack?...no? I see a red door and I want to paint it black.
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Or maybe she just has her We-Vibe in and dad's got the remote.
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Dad’s too
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I thought The Onion was satire
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Where did all the years go by will they visit me when I'm in the retirement home
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Maybe she's drunk
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Waiting outside the strip club
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Right in the feels...
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This just in :mom figured out how to give all you guys a guilt trip.
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This is so wholesome
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