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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 2

    National Parks Closed For Annual Remajestification https://trib.al/or0cZNM pic.twitter.com/cbxGibkq5U

    5:30 AM - 2 Jul 2018
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    19 replies 675 retweets 4,378 likes
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      2. Sylwia K.‏ @loneconscious Jul 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hawkward...

        1 reply 0 retweets 24 likes
      3. Jayson Covert‏ @covertigojayson Jul 2
        Replying to @loneconscious @TheOnion

        Talon me about it.

        2 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
      4. Sylwia K.‏ @loneconscious Jul 2
        Replying to @covertigojayson @TheOnion

        Don’t be sharkastic! 😱

        2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      5. Jayson Covert‏ @covertigojayson Jul 2
        Replying to @loneconscious @TheOnion

        Well, I feather...

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      6. Sylwia K.‏ @loneconscious Jul 2
        Replying to @covertigojayson @TheOnion

        It’s irrelephant...

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Josh Wayne‏ @AzShootinStar Jul 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I think your suppose to use Dawn for that.

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      1. Freds Desk‏ @FredsDesk Jul 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He's polishing up my alter-eagle.

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      1. NightmareSyrup [Comissions are OPEN]‏ @nightmareSyrup Jul 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I will now add "Remajestification" to my vocabulary,.

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      1. Sharon Wilkerson‏ @SharonW4510 Jul 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My favorite line. "just pick the brambles out of their own goddamn fur."

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      1. Claire Barrow‏ @babybantiques Jul 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Greeks already knew this about Windex. (My Big Fat Greek Wedding)

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      1. Eric Schneck‏ @Eschneck04 Jul 2
        Replying to @TheOnion @Buster_ESPN

        @Windex wow never knew we could use your product to spruce up our wildlife ?!? #remajestification #sparkle

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      1. Laura McKenzie‏ @HibbsDontLie Jul 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @PBS_Hibbs “they clean the birds with it” - mom

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 Jul 2
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        Just an excuse to move in the drill rigs.

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      1. Bogdan Mendryshora‏ @BMendry Jul 2
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        First order of business: sweep up all the leaves @irena_fridman

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      1. Jacob Lloyd Nixon‏ @HighDefiNixon Jul 2
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        @JustinVoithofer

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      1. Aardvark Ratnick DO, MS, nationalist‏ @bubba_jameson Jul 2
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        They’ve got to polish the bald spots on the eagles and refill Old Faithful’s air cannons.

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      1. Chase Boulware‏ @ChaseBoulware Jul 2
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        @Dr_McClane Freedom.

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      1. David Graff‏ @Pierre_Bezukhov Jul 2
        Replying to @TheOnion @Evansweather

        The article is dated 5/24/10!

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      1. NateDawg‏ @desertvagrant Jul 2
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        Nothing is more detrimental to our National Parks than American citizens.

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