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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 1

    Red Hot Chili Peppers Accidentally Write Song About New Hampshire https://trib.al/HXwXNKc pic.twitter.com/4yPtMEOY38

    7:03 PM - 1 Jul 2018
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    • Nick D'Angelo s t o o k y stormy mcgregor TheDeityZombie JackyMinzz Neil Walsh lilGutsNBones Gabe 🌮 🚫👖👨🏼
    38 replies 880 retweets 4,929 likes
      1. Dave Weasel‏Verified account @DaveWeasel Jul 3
        Replying to @TheOnion @chargeman

        Get the fuck out of here ERIC

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      1. LumiR‏ @cosmicluigi46 Jul 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        haha i do that all the time its like walking into the kitchen and forgetting why you're there haha

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      1. DejuanBlair45‏ @KeithSmarter Jul 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Leb-I-neb-a-non

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      2. Ryan McNamara, PhD‏ @Ryan_Mac_Phd Jul 2
        Replying to @TheOnion @davequast

        Granite State Represent! @Steftyem

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Stef‏ @Steftyem Jul 2
        Replying to @Ryan_Mac_Phd @TheOnion @davequast

        Ain’t no way you’re putting me in this without @UrbaneDoc4Kids! The what river, now?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Byron Whyte, MD‏ @UrbaneDoc4Kids Jul 2
        Replying to @Steftyem @Ryan_Mac_Phd and

        That’s ludicrous, and I love it. @ashleysens @EstrellaLejos

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. JessicaEsther‏ @sonnyhunnychile Jul 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        HE SLEPT WITH MY MOMMA (and I am talking about Anthony Kiedis) 🙌🏼 I feel better now that I’ve gotten that off my chest.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Barry McGowan Art‏ @artbaz101 Jul 2
        Replying to @sonnyhunnychile @TheOnion

        He your dad?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. JessicaEsther‏ @sonnyhunnychile Jul 2
        Replying to @artbaz101 @TheOnion

        Sadly no... My father was an acid dropping surfer that had his own apartment 🤷🏻‍♀️

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Barry McGowan Art‏ @artbaz101 Jul 2
        Replying to @sonnyhunnychile @TheOnion

        So one of Anthony's housemates in Point Break? 😄

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      6. JessicaEsther‏ @sonnyhunnychile Jul 2
        Replying to @artbaz101 @TheOnion

        Shhhh(But kinda).

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. joe b.‏ @joemfblank Jul 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @kvnblnk

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      3. Kevin B‏ @kvnblnk Jul 1
        Replying to @joemfblank @TheOnion

        Kevin B Retweeted joey alison sayers

        https://twitter.com/joeyalison/status/1012947155458273280?s=21 …

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        joey alison sayersVerified account @joeyalison
        Red Hot Chili Peppers Discography - Californication (1999) - Coloradorgasm (2001) - Sexas (2004) - Maine in the Butt (2006) - Mississippi on Me (2007) - Oregonads (live) (2010) - Let's Fuck in Georgia (2018)
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      1. Marv Punk‏ @mpump3 Jul 2
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        @nickolives

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      2.  🥓 Life, Liberty, Bacon  🥓‏ @sojoiner19 Jul 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I hate it when that happens

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      1. Amoroso the Cow King @Blizzcon2018‏ @LogarthSheppy Jul 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Was it "Roller-coaster of Wood" or "Under the (Covered) Bridge"?

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      2. Green 19‏ @passosssap Jul 2
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        @DanBramos @leo_cfreitas

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      1. Thnaks‏ @Leaderar6 Jul 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        lol "Before I knew it, I’d already freestyled two verses about how freaky it is that the state doesn’t have a sales tax.”

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