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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 1

    Heaven Installs Spikes To Keep Cherubs From Shitting On St. Peter’s Gate https://trib.al/Wl6EOwh pic.twitter.com/ekP8OfbFEo

    5:51 AM - 1 Jul 2018
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    • LouiseG73903313 Collin Lejano manic-nomadic Michael Foucault Ayrton Taylor Millerolioni Tim Sigler Sean McLean turd ferguson
    24 replies 289 retweets 2,167 likes
      1. Helena Handbasket‏ @ImSedated Jul 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        After flatlining once, I can tell you this is accurate.

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      1. St Peter‏ @stpeteyontweety Jul 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wasn’t asked for comment

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      1. NateDawg‏ @desertvagrant Jul 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is how exclusion and inequality starts. . .

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      1. That One Guy‏ @thatoneguy2440 Jul 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is The Onion set in the same universe as AMC's #Preacher ????

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      1. jim haigh‏ @jmhaigh Jul 1
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        pic.twitter.com/cb7SqsbGMr

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      1. Josh Zachary‏ @JoshTheHuman00 Jul 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @ShannonRoughan

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      1. C. Gold‏ @AlchemicalGold Jul 1
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        @AscendedBastard

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      1. cat city jim‏ @jmwhit47 Jul 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My first re-action based on the pic, before I read the caption was that it was a deterrent to all the totally fake Christians like @GovMikeHuckabee and @marcorubio from trying to cross the border...

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      1. Kristina 🎃 🍁 🍃‏ @KHeintzkill Jul 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Cherubs gotta poo too.

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      1. GuyBrush‏ @GuyBrushPBJ Jul 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Are you sure you didnt mean to quote amy schumer in your mistak'n adware lulllll

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Jul 1
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        Well, Cherubs can still seat on St. Peter’s lap.

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      1. SKVM Shipping‏ @SKVMShipping Jul 1
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        no the spikes are to keep free spirits from escaping heaven - reverse brain drain

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      1. Owen Sisson©™®‏ @Slimsisson Jul 1
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        @TweetOfGodd

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      1. M J Berzinsky‏ @BerzinskyM Jul 1
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        😆😆😂😂

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      1. Space Robinson  🌍‏ @RobinsonSpace Jul 1
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        Also, they decided to put a migrant child in charge of the reception, on the day #Trump gets there.

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      1. crughy‏ @crughy Jul 1
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        Cloud like

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      2. Kaitlyn Olszewski‏ @KaitlynOlsz3wsk Jul 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You mean sitting? LOL

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      3. ୧(╬ಠ益ಠ)૭ Bear-Ass‏ @LegendaryAsshol Jul 1
        Replying to @KaitlynOlsz3wsk @TheOnion

        that too

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