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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 30

    Does The World Cup Enforce The False Construct Of Borders Imposed On Us By The Ruling Elite?pic.twitter.com/ivCNkRiUYE

    10:38 AM - 30 Jun 2018
    • 236 Retweets
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    • Nick Ottone Manuel 👻Imperialism Permanently Destroyed Africa👻 #FreeShkreli Tyson Aldridge Sean Grady McDoritos NinteXbox Kevin
    28 replies 236 retweets 792 likes
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      2. Jack Dole‏ @TheNorseGodTyr Jun 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Haha...nice try. Perfect example of a disinformation agent..the El-ites want a borderless world..as they say, "ein Volk, ein Weldt, ein Sport."

        7 replies 3 retweets 9 likes
      3. Ubermick  🇮🇪‏ @ubermick Jun 30
        Replying to @TheNorseGodTyr @TheOnion

        Oh dear.

        0 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
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      2. chitowngal12‏ @chitowngirl1982 Jun 30
        Replying to @TheOnion @allahpundit

        There are probably far left types who actually believe this.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Seriously im not voting for fucking Biden‏ @read_proudhon Jun 30
        Replying to @chitowngirl1982 @TheOnion @allahpundit

        And far right. Libertarians & socialists alike.

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1. serror‏ @saraharahrahrah Jun 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I can just feel someone getting mad about this from here

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      1. what the jibb‏ @SoUnwichtig Jun 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        you are my favorite socialist publication

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      1. Paco Huerta  🌎‏ @_conchispa Jun 30
        Replying to @TheOnion @sebacampanario

        The ruling Elite .... what exceptional term ! Where is located this Elite ? My belief is ..... in own heart.

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      1. David Deeble‏ @DavidDeeble Jun 30
        Replying to @TheOnion @allahpundit

        @stevenfhayward @DavidSussman

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      2. Tim R 🎃bbins‏ @HandonthePlow Jun 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @raquelportilho

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      2. Shane Adcock‏ @hey_its_shane Jun 30
        Replying to @Tjokroz @TheOnion

        You know this is satirical, right?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Calvin McMahon‏ @cal_m42 Jun 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Peak neolib

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      3. SweetJones‏ @ProficientPogba Jun 30
        Replying to @cal_m42 @TheOnion

        Naa this is definitely mocking certain renown libertarian podcasters 😂😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Ruth and Cats‏ @ParadigmRuth Jun 30
        Replying to @TheOnion

        say we get rid of borders. then what?

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. SweetJones‏ @ProficientPogba Jun 30
        Replying to @ParadigmRuth @TheOnion

        A one world order...*gasp*

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Ruth and Cats‏ @ParadigmRuth Jun 30
        Replying to @ProficientPogba @TheOnion

        could be heaven or could be hell or could be ??

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      2. v‏ @ayvars_ Jul 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @BenMusch

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      3. Ben Muschol‏ @BenMusch Jul 2
        Replying to @ayvars_ @TheOnion

        yes, and I'm so here for it

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