wasn't this story from about five years ago?
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You mean it's gone down another 78%?!?! That's like 92% since 2015... will we ever have love again?
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IMO decline could be mitigated by having more girls kiss me

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Coincidentally, dreamily sliding down back of door after having pizza delivered has skyrocketed.
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It's because of increased knee osteoarthritis.
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I love WebMD. Surprised this wasn't cancer.
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Millenials killed kissing.
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I blame the housing market. No one can afford a house with a porch in this day and age.
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Its 2018 now they just sleep with them

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But blowjobs in the car, in front of the house are up by 30%.
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Hard to know for sure as the door is always closed.
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The same study finds 17% increase in sliding down the hood of car after hasty, unprotected sex in dance-club parking lot. Romance is NOT dead...
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No word on the effectiveness of slapping ones own forehead and saying “stupid” after a first date faux pas.
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My wife (to be) did that very thing after our first date, then immediately called her BFF in FL. This was 30 years ago, so I understand things may have changed.
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Uh-oh, what about leg raises... are leg raises still a thing?
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