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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 29

    YouTuber Cringing While Watching Amateurish Early, Current Work  https://trib.al/NyRRZtB pic.twitter.com/iGOUoWNrDt

    8:42 AM - 29 Jun 2018
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    79 replies 385 retweets 4,348 likes
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      2. Lykos Official‏ @Lykos_666 Jun 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Jack_Septic_Eye "At press time McLoughlin, who has earned $35,000 this year by documenting his progress in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, had greeted his viewers by saying “What’s up, guys?” and entreating them to smash those “like” and “subscribe” buttons."

        2 replies 6 retweets 298 likes
      3. Lykos Official‏ @Lykos_666 Jun 29
        Replying to @Lykos_666 @TheOnion @Jack_Septic_Eye

        When did you ever play CSGO. And when did you change your catch phrase to "What's up guys!"?

        8 replies 2 retweets 162 likes
      4. Bailey (Or Lemon)  👻‏ @LemonKnightYT Jun 29
        Replying to @Lykos_666 @TheOnion @Jack_Septic_Eye

        Since when was Jack supposed to be AliA?

        1 reply 1 retweet 57 likes
      5. Lykos Official‏ @Lykos_666 Jun 29
        Replying to @LemonKnightYT @TheOnion @Jack_Septic_Eye

        Exactly!!

        1 reply 1 retweet 17 likes
      6. nicholas ''666'' minecraft‏ @Wormy_Squirmy69 Jun 29
        Replying to @Lykos_666 @LemonKnightYT and

        at a certain point, they all just kinda blend together

        1 reply 0 retweets 16 likes
      7. sigma may might‏ @crescendolling Jun 29
        Replying to @Wormy_Squirmy69 @Lykos_666 and

        the onion is a parody news site

        3 replies 1 retweet 103 likes
      8. Lykos Official‏ @Lykos_666 Jun 29
        Replying to @crescendolling @Wormy_Squirmy69 and

        I forgot about what the onion was this morning, lmao xD. I'm so dumb

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
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      2. grace‏ @grace_03_ Jun 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        the inaccuracy of this article fills my heart with joy

        5 replies 1 retweet 132 likes
      3. inbred‏ @HeyFatman Jun 29
        Replying to @grace_03_ @TheOnion

        Satire site

        0 replies 0 retweets 82 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2.  🎃 ☠️SpookyCat ☠️ 🎃‏ @chilledcatt Jun 29

        Ohpic.twitter.com/JTcnLn1Fr6

        1 reply 1 retweet 21 likes
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      2. Sarah‏ @Alasse1227 Jun 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So Jack is known socially as Sèan? Guess I am out of the social circle...been calling him Jack all this time

        1 reply 0 retweets 30 likes
      3.  🎃Paigasaurus 🎃‏ @P_Deo_2 Jun 29
        Replying to @Alasse1227 @TheOnion

        Sèan is his real name, most of us call him Jack and some of us call him Sèan

        3 replies 0 retweets 25 likes
      4. Sarah‏ @Alasse1227 Jun 29
        Replying to @P_Deo_2 @TheOnion

        I know his name is Sèan btw...just joking over the silliness of the article

        2 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
      5. EtherealStyli 👻‏ @TheRealStyli Jun 30
        Replying to @Alasse1227 @P_Deo_2 @TheOnion

        It's "Seán"... In Irish all vowel accents go up left to right and they're called "fadas". In the case of the name "Seán", the á makes an "aww" sound, instead of a normal a making an "ah" sound. "Sean" is actually a word in Irish, it means "old". Seán is the equivalent of "John"

        1 reply 0 retweets 15 likes
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      2. Amelia Windman‏ @uh_mill_yuh Jun 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/kDBS83mWxb

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