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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 28

    Death Row Inmate Saving Some Of Last Meal For Between Execution Attempts https://trib.al/bspC9SQ pic.twitter.com/YmBqqDp03F

    6:57 PM - 28 Jun 2018
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    • Michael Foucault Millerolioni Gakayna Strawbirry OJ eve mcfluff Zuriel📼 Hood Politician carson roberts ♿Daniel Black♿
    26 replies 210 retweets 1,743 likes
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      2. Bob‏ @BraesBladesmyth Jun 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ricky Ray Rector, Arkansas. This one really happened.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Arkantart‏ @arkantart Jun 28
        Replying to @BraesBladesmyth @TheOnion

        You beat me to it!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Bob‏ @BraesBladesmyth Jun 28
        Replying to @arkantart @TheOnion

        ...aye, pecan pie. They didn't throw it away until it was over, either.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Arkantart‏ @arkantart Jun 28
        Replying to @BraesBladesmyth @TheOnion

        At least Bill showed he was "tough on crime". Goddammit, that's a moment I really wish weren't on his resume. There are some others, but this one is...most troubling.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Bob‏ @BraesBladesmyth Jun 28
        Replying to @arkantart @TheOnion

        It will be one of the cornerstones they build a monument on to his opportunism. Bill really was a poor judge of how things would look long term. Never fazed him in the moment at all. He couldn't shut that part off.

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      1. Tyger Manz‏ @TygerManz Jun 28
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        He should order Chipotle Might save himself the trouble

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      1. PWecks‏ @pwecks Jun 28
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        The truth hurts

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      1. Will (he/him/his) 🏳️‍🌈 #LGBTQIA‏ @WillPolitico Jun 28
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        Wow, one of the most acerbic EVER!

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      1. Duke9555‏ @duke9555 Jun 28
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      1. Doc Hollywood Media‏ @DocHollywoodM Jun 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Who gets his TV after his day of #Execution

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      1. Unknown Middle Easterner Adamant_Actual‏ @Adamant_Actual Jun 28
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        Dark a f.

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      2. M R Williams VOTE November 6‏ @MaryRWilliams4 Jun 28
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        Not. funny.

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      3. Pat O'Brien‏ @POBrien929 Jun 28
        Replying to @MaryRWilliams4 @TheOnion

        What's not funny is executing a man with an IQ of 59 to score political points

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      1. Penny Stonecypher‏ @racerpenny Jun 30
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        Ha say gohthyigbbkll)lllll))øloiujsni guy g

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      1. Vagabundo‏ @Borderscrossed Jun 29
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        Talk about... Gallows humor.

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      1. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor Jun 29
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        How do you like your Legs. Fried or Boiled. . . Sorry I mean Eggs

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      1. Fillmore W. Millbrook‏ @fwMillbrook Jun 29
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        supreme pizza, some kind of ice cream. some kind of soooda. keep it simple. in reality, I probably wouldn't have an appetite to even eat anything. unless they med you up before everything. anyone know if they dispense anti-anxiety meds for these things??

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Jun 29
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        Between Brown outs on sparky and untested death drugs , nice to rely on Danny's Grand Slam

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 Jun 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'll have the T-bone Steak. Hey didn't you have your fill over the last ten year son, lol

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