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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 28

    U.S. Birth Rates Dip To 30-Year Low https://trib.al/n8Qk4r9  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/eE2BXg1Tnl

    8:05 AM - 28 Jun 2018
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      2. Southern Kentucky DSA‏ @SoKYDSA Jun 28
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        Or millennials

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      3. Adamned Reese‏ @AMReese Jun 28
        Replying to @SoKYDSA @TheOnion

        Or the boomers for making it cost-prohibitive to bring children into the world.

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      4. Southern Kentucky DSA‏ @SoKYDSA Jun 28
        Replying to @AMReese @TheOnion

        "Millennials are killing children!" - Boomers

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      1. E_Basabe‏ @E_Basabe Jun 28
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        People are getting smart.

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Jun 28
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        Hmmmm... I told you Trump on TV 24-7 in the States was going to affect everyone’s libido, but Nooooooo.... No one wanted to listen!!

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      1. Jamie Snell‏ @Jimmy_Buttons Jun 28
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        pic.twitter.com/mFSllmCzqS

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      1. Robert Dougherty‏ @bdoc1919 Jun 28
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        Of course, but blame is not right term

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      1. I Am Jack's Raging Bile Duct‏ @Photographister Jun 28
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        The incels are having a field day with this!

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      1. Cain‏ @believer858 Jun 28
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        “Right after I build this Wasp suit. This is gonna make Scott so f**king jealous”

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      1. McMasterMBF‏ @RayTruant Jun 28
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        I blame jorts. No woman wants to have kids with a man who wears jorts.

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      1. dragonsmark‏ @Dragons_Mark Jun 28
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        @TFMonkeyYouTube the satire is catching on

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      1. 2nd Mouse‏ @CheeseWhiz Jun 28
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        Wait, so we *need* immigrants? Oooh, our bad. Totes sorry.

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      1. Hank Rutherford Hill‏ @TariffMYtaxCUT Jun 28
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        Nobody wants to be born in the USA !

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      1. Jammy Tsunami‏ @madfan72 Jun 28
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        Good..... less Americans the better

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      1. Jerusalem Heart‏ @genlady7 Jun 28
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        Dublin has become the first European capital city that supports Palestinian cause, watch its latest activities. Jerusalem is the capital of Palestine forever #BoycottIsrael #BDSpic.twitter.com/MLfROgNyUE

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      1. Dionicio3 Skiddo‏ @King_Of_Skiddos Jun 28
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        oof

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