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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 28

    ‘Politics Was Never This Toxic In The 2010s,’ Says Future American While Watching Candidates Battle In 2048 Debate Pits https://trib.al/H7luh88 pic.twitter.com/nquf4boY8h

    7:28 AM - 28 Jun 2018
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      1. Not Shaving Until Gillette Drops Hannity  💬‏ @ChrisRywalt Jun 28
        Replying to @TheOnion @DavidKlion

        "George Z. Bush"

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      1. Slutty FBI Probe‏ @Russell_Davis13 Jun 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “WHO RUN CONGRESSTOWN?” “Master Blaster runs Congresstown.”

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      1. Requiesta de Silencia‏ @RequiestaGaming Jun 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm okay with this

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      1. Brandee‏ @random_mommy Jun 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Best way to settle the primaries. #HungerGames

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      1. Squinty McGee‏ @ProfessorGrains Jun 28
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        in the immortal words of @DonaldJTrumpJr : "it's lit"

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      1. jAY aka 乔李小‏ @JmpmanXX1 Jun 28
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        This reminds me of the post apocalypse #rickAndMorty: Rickmancing the Stone

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      1. Greg Ellner‏ @GregoryEllner Jun 28
        Replying to @TheOnion @sadogre

        Not real enough: it still says American.

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      1. The Mario‏ @busterofballz Jun 28
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        pic.twitter.com/PGXvoPQNNl

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      1. Reefer Madness Elon‏ @RickSmi51253178 Jun 28
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        'He swings the club like a communist!'

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      1. ik3‏ @ik3 Jun 28
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        Candidates will never get their hands dirty-they’ll have a champion who does it

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      1. BGM_FinalKnight‏ @bertm1975 Jun 28
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      1. Kozar Rockamora‏ @KozarRockamora Jun 28
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        Witnessed!!

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      1. SLURM187‏ @SLURM187 Jun 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This would be amazing

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      1. PGTC 0258 6127 8874 Ca, USA‏ @danieljfilms Jun 28
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      2. Evan DaSilva‏ @EvanSciNbanjo Jun 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is so real.

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      4. Evan DaSilva‏ @EvanSciNbanjo Jun 28
        Replying to @BryanChrit @TheOnion

        That analogy holds up pretty well

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      1. Lags 🐺‏ @TainSilverwolf Jun 29
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Now hang on there. I see some serious merits in letting politicians battle to the death in order to pass legislation. No more people squatting in a senator seat for 60 years nor will they dare pass frivolous bills or pay raises. 🤔

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      1. Jim Austin‏ @JimAustin45 Jun 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @LeaKThompson As liberals themselves head leftward, adopting leftist views of their opponents, politics becomes more and more toxic.

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Jun 28
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        When I grow up, I want to be a politician!!pic.twitter.com/knvNmyGKzQ

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