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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 28

    Tom Hanks Forces Houseguests To Play 'World War II' With Him https://trib.al/1E04GJM pic.twitter.com/hqBsa8u2bv

    6:41 AM - 28 Jun 2018
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      1. Zachariah T.W. Roper‏ @WaitInTheFirex3 Jun 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Live coverage from the event.pic.twitter.com/GXHdW4uDgT

        0 replies 0 retweets 23 likes
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      1. Angry Moderate 2020‏ @PaulWartenberg Jun 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        SPOILER Alert: not everybody makes it out.

        0 replies 0 retweets 19 likes
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      1. New conversation
      2. BGM_FinalKnight‏ @bertm1975 Jun 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Will Bruce Dern be there as well?pic.twitter.com/65PKOi1Fos

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Rando Gammon‏ @RandoThreat Jun 28
        Replying to @bertm1975 @TheOnion

        "Red rover red rover, let Ray go over"

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Rich Carlisi, CPCU‏ @rich8607 Jun 28
        Replying to @RandoThreat @bertm1975 @TheOnion

        "Hey Lamo! Get outta my yard!"

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Dominic‏ @dominiczappia Jun 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Been there. Done that.

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      1. Do It For The Gramsci ☭ Ⓥ‏ @GramsciAF Jun 28
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        😏🚩pic.twitter.com/sxRwjI1g0U

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      1. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep Jun 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        See the Thompson was originally designed as a trench broom in WWI. Couch down behind the couch and I'll show you.

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      1. Jayson Covert‏ @covertigojayson Jun 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And Matt Damon will still get bumped.

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      1. Tosca Jayus‏ @Rannulbh Jun 28
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        As long a I don't have to play Upham. Dibs on Jackson.

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      1. RRM‏ @RonnieM83 Jun 28
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        Not again Tom!pic.twitter.com/25uNPfiuJy

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      1. Brie Stoll‏ @briemail Jun 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh real fake news... I miss you so!!

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      1. Joshua Graham‏ @breddy_gud Jun 28
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        He got mad when I slipped a Hitler Youth knife between his ribs.

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      2. 𝕂𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝕂𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕖𝕕𝕪‏ @katekennedy_art Jun 28
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        @poopbird

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      3. Mike Groves‏ @poopbird Jun 28
        Replying to @katekennedy_art @TheOnion

        .......the world is forever changed!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. 𝕂𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝕂𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕖𝕕𝕪‏ @katekennedy_art Jun 29
        Replying to @poopbird @TheOnion

        You need to get an invite!

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      1. John Clayton‏ @Warbanhammer40k Jun 29
        Replying to @TheOnion @Stichtag

        Did they fight over who gets to play the multi-racial handy-capable non-binary cyborg armored wheel chair driving character?

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      1. no wait‏ @UserCastle Jun 28
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        Where is Tom hanks house

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      1. Ian Cook‏ @cookerlv Jun 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        is that Tom hanks or jk simmons

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